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Why did Vladimir Putin Definitely Win The Russian Presidential Election?
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| Lira |
Here are 29 reasons (2 more reasons than you'll see anywhere else on the internet), post more:- He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously
- He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere
- He understands your horse's problem
- He knows how to hug a dog
- He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong
- His favourite past-time is beating up children
- Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up
- He can clean your teeth
- He loves to dress up with George W. Bush
- He cares about his fans
- He also knows what your bird is going through, Stu.
- He helps you overcome your fears
- He'll make you a new mug
- He's constantly surprised
- He dresses to impress
- He's best friends with Michael Flately
- He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat
- He also pioneered shirtless fishing
- He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks
- He doubles as Aquaman during his free time
- He WILL pile-drive you
- He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"
- He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching... eat your heart out, Merkel!
- He'll nurse you back to health
- He doesn't care about your dumb meeting
- He'll whisper sweet nothings to you
- Did I mention he can also ride horses... shirtless!?
- He's not afraid to let the world see him cry
- He can sing AND play the piano
Your turn, CORe. Post more proof the Russian people is 140% supporting Putin because he's awesome! |
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| Acton |
:stongue:
I love Putin. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up
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:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Acton |
30. He wins staring contests with bears.
31. He's an easy rider.
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| Lira |
| #31 is priceless! :stongue: |
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| Ian |
his hand is close to the dogs penis in the hugging one.
Also, half of ta want to know if he's circumsized. |
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| Lira |
I very much doubt it. He's Russian, and it's not common there.
32 - Putin is uncut
(Sorry, need to keep it sfw) |
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| Acton |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Meat187 |
33. He makes awesome balloon animals.
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| Acton |
34. He doesn't give a .
35. He will kill you.
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| ziptnf |
36. He knows more about the deep sea than you
37. People want to be on his boat.
38. He must break you.
39. He can snipe you from above.
40. Then he'll swim after your body.
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| Lira |
41 - He dances with world leaders
42 - He gives meaning to the life of dozens of Russian girls
42 - He taught Zangief how to piledrive enemies... before either became famous.
(He turned Zangy around one second after the picture was taking, which also caused the photographer to fall down... hence the lack of proof. I apologise for this small inconvenience) |
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