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May 2012, the end of Black Out (pg. 5)
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| Fran666 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
I'm in montreal for another week. Can someone throw me on the guest list. I'm kinda a big deal. |
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| DarknessBrotha |
| Wish I could have been here for this event..I'm not a big Circus head, but I have witness some great sets from Creator over the years and really wanted to make it out for this event for the occassion and show respect & support. My Best bud's Bachlor is tomorrow...so needed to be in top shape, otherwise...I would have been here. Looking forward to hearing the Pik Nik set and lots of reviews of this evening. From that last podcast series and the descripton given.....of what was gonna be played....I got weak in the knees.. That Dark..deep...sexy....mmm. Good Luck man. Ripper aPart....and a recording.....would be nice too! |
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| Looney4Clooney |
So my girlfriend dragged me to buena nottes, and more so than normal, I tend to have to drink a little more to deal with the 400 or so douchbag that pretend like they have money and feel like being there is a validation of their social status. The sound system was ing hilarious which a nice 12 dB high shelf that just makes those highs sing. The way people pretend they are high rollers is just comical. I would actually prefer blue colar / administration type people being themselves than this delusional gang of ill clad, manners that scream the closest i've been to the people i'm imitating is watching the apprentice, date raping bald 35 year olds minus the corvette, and a lot of obnoxious lebanese people that feel i want to hear why the jews suck. Preaching to the choir. Now can i go before your cologne makes me fall down and hurt myself.
And the bar that acts like everyone owns a ferrari is a little shy on taking 100$ bills. I like them because they are colourful and it is handy when a crack addict posing as a cancer patient asks if i have change and tell him this clip has 1000$ and make sure he understands that in terms of how much crack he could buy. I guess the bunch of rolled up 5's with some coke residue is en vigour. And the bathroom attendant, that ing annoying guy that serves no ing purpose unless you are at a golf club with people that actually never have washed their hands , well that was using single play paper towls. Which would be ok if there was moisturizer but no. And he didn't complement my bulge as a zipped up, something you do facing away from the urinal. I mean imagine waiting 10 seconds, pants not completely done up , waiting for it, and this guy is offering you clorets. And clorets ? Nobody under the age of 50 uses that gum. So i had to pry, asked him what he taught. Like pulling teeth. Eventually this tall bald muscle guy said it looked nice. I complemented his package and told the guy to watch and learn. The guy was actually really nice, he invited me to his house, i guess to hang out with his partner, she wasn't there that night.
follow me,
so in my drunken stupor, I feel that attending Circus, where the less talented strippers and their boyfriends that have to take off their shirt along with the off work escorts and their pimps, the usual 3 or 4 45 year olds looking to get reamed by a bunch of black dicks and the usual 2 fat girls that really just want love congregate , despite my bedtime is a great idea. I go to the washroom, some guy that looks like he needs some cash flow is asking if i need anything. I was tired, he suggested a stimulant, and still drunk, sounded like a great idea. He asked how many, i felt like he was sizing me up, i asked him how much most people buy. I bought twice that amount. I shoved them all up my as having all but one fall out as I guess I needed to go deeper. As i feel my ability to say something i would not make fun of had i been the person listening to what i was saying now clearly on the retard spectrum, I assume i'm being a retard and adjust. But, there were 3 kids with these ing alternating off and on lights on their head. Like this is in the realm of those rave balls that fold , and some 40 year old asian guy tell you that this light show is not a ing option, I try to let them know in the most inappropriate way that they are being little ******s and I cant' promise , i won't slap their nut sack after those 2 shirtless dudes show you what plur really means.
The djs , and me and Rann have talked about this plenty, had their laptops front and center making what was his final a display that did not seem to have any sort of local importance. Which would be fine if the drugs made me full on retard. But i was only medium light. If you are playing all night, allow yourself a 1 minute intermission where some guy can grab a mic and say nice about you and ask the guy that is jumping around to take it easy before he hits a hoe which then makes her pimp get angry which make it much harder to haggle the price of bj later in the night . And 1 guy playing the entire night, playing one genre ,trying hard, and i'm assuming here, to play the same track over and over and see if anyone notices is funny, but when i've invested in ty speed that exceeds my weekly dosage of draino, well make me feel like those cells i killed were worth while. At least change outfits so I think there is someone else. Ahh this guy with the white shirt is playing some ing tunes.
Circus was a lot better than it used to be. But in a way , the idea of getting shot or getting into a freestyle competition which I seem to be able to do given enough bubbly was exciting and multicultural. And seeing black people dancing really bad is funny0. Not as bad as some of the flailing 18 year olds jumping around in a manner, well i would of kicked them out. Dance like nobody is watching but if you start doing the worm all night right in that middle area, well you. But seriously, i just wonder where the these kids learned to dance. Didn't they practice with their bros when the parents were out. Only 1 first pumper. A group of 3 doing it , while only nancy boys look while the girls wonder why the their boyfriends are acting like they just swallowed a triple stacked CU rave pill letting the gay surface.
The highlight was making those kids feel miserable where i could smell a tear in the making, the only downer was that the event was called blackout. I counted 5 of them. I was also expecting a really dark room with blacklights which i had anticipated by using special ink to draw sick floral patterns on my jeans. And i felt there were some fatties which in all honesty is just weird at a drug fuelled dance extravaganza. I kept waiting for them to open a bag of crisps. Never happened. ed.
So there you go. I think i pretty much covered it all. Speed makes you think that everything you write is so ing on. Now i'm off to teach piano then go to my jazzersize class. |
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| Marcus007 |
what... the... ... was that?
ImmyJ? |
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| Looney4Clooney |
that was a ing multi layered cluster of themes and metaphors nicely packaged in a cryptic short story that will unravel many years later. While you are cheating on your wife with the plumber. as you are licking his ass, you will ing just jump back and realize the ing profundity of what was said.
I'm that kind of teacher that you feel didn't teach you a ing a thing, spent all his time talking about his dog until you realize 20 years later that I sure, i didn't teach you the curriculum, i thought you how to live. Might take 30 , maybe 40.
This is a jab at jews, a discussion on stimulants and how it makes your dick soft and your sense of importance somewhat skewed. the universal hatred of the bathroom attendant, and some insight in how black woman make your balls sweat. And all those are metaphors for you won't realize years from now. The Kantian Hegelian references are ing obvious.
I thought the point was clear. I 'm bored, I have to work, and i used this forum to do some creative writing. You don't like, well you. But seriously, i hope you like it. And if you did like it, know that i was masturbating the whole time. |
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| Marcus007 |
i enjoyed the originality of your post... that's for sure |
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| Guest |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
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| Looney4Clooney |
you try rubbing one out in 5 minutes when you have amphetamines making something fun a ing task that requires way too much work. Like washing your foreskin. But to be honest, i take adderal for my ADD which is actually more potent, but taking those cute pills, pill made me feel like i was a bad ass and i always love those 2 minutes conversing with drug dealers asking them if they are going to see the new batman movie.
Not sleeping is more the culprit. That filter you have when you have had 8 hours of sleep, the one that tells you that as funny as it would be to jitterbug everytime someone starts to shuffle and start telling them to off cause i will battle dance you any ing day, and other assorted fanny bandit behaviour, totally gone. But i would not want to mess with my circadian rhythm which i mean not to brag but i wake up on the dot at 6am without an alarm clock. Honestly, i am better at sleeping than anyone i know. 5 minutes , i'm out dreaming of running North Korea and i wake up, 6.
And since i'm using this day except for teaching this person piano, i will be cleaning. I bought ant liquid poison, traps. and a picture of snooky. They always try to crip up this time of year because the nights are cold. I want to kill every single one of them. The baby ants. I hate bugs. Well except lady bugs with the exception of the Asian lady bug which apparently is kinda a dick killing off the american lady bugs and they are grey,
I'm not sure how people manage to stay up for more than a day tho. These people were asking if i wanted to go to the after after party, which i assumed was my pants which prompted me to inquire how the they knew about it and why they would assume the males of the bunch would be invited let alone that girl that likes cake. But no, i just kinda shook my head in a very subtly judgemental way. But i suppose one would have to do enough drugs to experience the low to have to sustain that feeling. And if we did hang out , i would be sitting there thinking why i'm not talking because i feel everything i have to say is somehow more important. Not to mention most people there , i have a feeling had trouble finishing high school. Where as I would be that that is clearly too smart that i'm ruining that precious meth vibe they so careful set up. And i mean my brain is functioning at like , well to the point where i'm making fun of myself for being such an ing retard. And every time i would go to these ing sketch fests, i would just end up making fun of everyone in a way that just goes over their head but makes me laugh.
Even in my youth after raves, those ing etards , which is ironic because i was on the same but I could still retain enough reality to say , hey guys , ya what the is with the teady bears. I mean the girls with the candy and leg warmers, cute but jesus, you have a ing teddy bear, and you are talking about how this whole getting high is like some spiritual thing and like , i mean i've been mashed to the point where i could barely walk but pretending you are kids, with teddy bears, even i could manage to utter hey guys , what the is your problem. and i would just make fun of everyone in alphabetical order and subsequently, was not invited to after parties after that .
But , when i dj'd and promoted events, I would spend alot of time throwing at ravers from the back stage like water bottles. Sounds cruel but like it is funny like if you think it is tv. They have no idea. I mean i can't let some ing guy with a monkey bag using it as a puppet in good conscious not get a nice cold water bottle in the head. And you had to make sure you didn't hit the asians because despite most of them doing so many drugs , they are comatose, the odd one will feel it, and you have a mob of machete wielding asians and if you don't have a trance dj to distract them, well you are ed. Me and my friend would have some pretty fierce competitions. And the events that required off duty cops, well those cops found it funny too. But then I never did that candy , wore phat pants or used the word plur. The cops would sometimes take some high kid into questioning and ususally in like the lunch room and it was so ing funny. I mean it was the ing intro to twisted sister's i'm not going to take it. Literally. Like the actual lines. And these kids would start talking about love and respect. God i hate cops but when they do like that, its funny, I mean i would be a little grumpy having to babysit a bunch of retarded kids with candy when like the same age had to storm the beaches of normandy. I mean , ok you don't have to ing go to war, but the teady bear, off.
See this is long, but i'm doing piano exercises with the hand that isn't typing. |
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| Marcus007 |
holy
where did u come from? why have u avoided us for this long? |
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| Adam420 |
L4C is da lol
Funniest posts on TA |
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| Looney4Clooney |
in the production forum. And my girlfriend has been telling me to shut the up so this is my outlet. But i tend to wrap the production related info in a similar style. And it is part of this creativity exercise i do where i just write freely. Tends to help with composition because you don't stop and judge everything, You just ing kerouak it and then work with that.
i is kinda mentrual cycle. My ovulating is when the gold is dripping from the page. And then other times, i feel like creating an alt and telling me to shut the up. But usually, others do that for me. I mean my grammar is awful, in part because i'm just typing while i'm looking at something else. But i suppose that lack of proper grammar, and the sort of style of the writing, like the possibility that this guy's neuron's have adopted the mexican siesta and you are witnessing the creative process of a real life retard, makes one question, after everything, the concept of intelligence. Is this guy retarded, or is he being blowed by a group of asian funboys and that considering he isn't gay , well that is actually impressive. And that really makes you think about yourself and you grow. And that is why i do it. |
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| Fran666 |
HUGE THANKS to master Creator for a wonderful and memorable night and for an awesome 3+ year trip with Black Out… Lots of great beats, lots of great guests, lots of wicked Creator extended sets since November 7, 2008… Every night was better than the last; last night was no exception it was F##%ING AWESOME !!!!!. Your goal was to make people discover new music and you did just that, bringing in new acts and new sounds on every night. Doing so, you also influenced an all new generation of edm lovers. Our Montreal nightlife is better because of you. I thank you for that. You will always be a role model to me, no one does a better job in promoting music than you.
Sur ça. je te souhaite bon succès dans tous tes futurs projets et on se revoit bientôt :) |
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