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Has Megan Lost Her Mojo? (pg. 20)
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| Vivid Boy |
| to all the 21 yr olds out there we love you. you make our lives as single men so much easier. you're there to suck our cocks at 4 am and soften the blow when the slutty 30 yr old bartender at whatever club we were just at wasted, turned us down because we were too sloppy drunk. you're there when we have to work extra late at the office and just need a quickie before we can finally sit down to eat dinner. You're there to massage our scrotum when the girl we actually like is pissed at us for some in retarded woman reason. You're there to spread your legs when all our friends went to Jamaica to party and we couldnt go because of responsibilities. You're there to be used and abused and we love you for it. You don;t doubt our excuses of why you can't sleep over, you think us not calling is just part of the "dating game"..Thank You...but please don't get mad at us 6 months down the line when your older sister sits you down and finally tells you "sweetie you're just his booty call" |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Bahahahahah . I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. :stongue: |
No problem :p
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
eyyyyyy looka this ing finocchio thinka all canadians know each other.
ing racacoons. |
:stongue:
You mean you don't!? Next thing you know, you'll try to convince me you don't all live in igloos! :mad: :D |
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| Silky Johnson |
| For the record I'm actually not trying to be mean or whatever. I would fully call my friends out in just the same way if they told me the same lame story. I mean come on, as if you don't think that deserves a ball busting. :stongue: |
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| Desiderata |
If she doesn't believe you Lira, she is calling you ugly bro.
WAR, RAGE, TROLL rinse and repeat. |
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| Alex |
It's hard to believe half the people say in here.
I do agree with Jay and Vivid Boy though, most chicks between the ages of 18-23 are retarded. Not that you guys can't get laid unless it's with retarded chicks or anything, but ya, buy them a drink and hand them a du maurier and they're sold. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
For the record I'm actually not trying to be mean or whatever. I would fully call my friends out in just the same way if they told me the same lame story. I mean come on, as if you don't think that deserves a ball busting. :stongue: |
I don't know, I'm really being serious here :p
And, for the reconrd, I don't think you're being mean, even because I suspect I'm nothing like you think I am in real life. Also, I do admit the burden of the proof lies with me, and it'd be very lame of me if I thought you were mean just because you don't believe me since I do it with people all the time for other reasons... so, since there's no way I can gather any of these girls here (talk about awkward), I guess there's no choice but keep calm and carry on :gsmile: |
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| djhaziel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
You're there to massage our scrotum when the girl we actually like is pissed at us for some in retarded woman reason. |
so true ! :stongue: |
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| Looney4Clooney |
Before we start putting numbers on when people do stuff, could I just throw out the possibility that perhaps many of you are just not the type of people one would want to engage sexual activities with unless you are the last possible choice, the girl is ovulating and needs a baby to give her life meaning and that , like you know when you were in high school, and wondered why there are no parties but realize that you just weren't invited, well perhaps this is more the issue ? Because your narrative doesn't really resonate to how things are well not first hand because i'm pretty much married but from people i know , things i see on a constant basis and i'm 31 which i close to your age.
i mean lira is apparently swimming in but a 20 second google search and the resulting pictures , i mean i think there is alot to say about "personality" but i don't know many girls that would be particularly enthusiastic. And the fact that he is from Brazil, i mean i think he might be popular with the ladies in the mid west if he was a little more pale. But as it is , I just don't see a pudgy troll faced guy that has this comicon one pump chump vibe getting his jimmy wacked to the extent he wants me to believe. I want to believe. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| i just love when they look at you with those big stupid 21`year old doe eyes.....then you cum into them. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
i mean lira is apparently swimming in but a 20 second google search and the resulting pictures |
I am!?
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
i mean i think there is alot to say about "personality" but i don't know many girls that would be particularly enthusiastic. |
Phew, and I thought I missed something :p
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
And the fact that he is from Brazil, i mean i think he might be popular with the ladies in the mid west if he was a little more pale. But as it is , I just don't see a pudgy troll faced guy that has this comicon one pump chump vibe getting his jimmy wacked to the extent he wants me to believe. I want to believe. |
I don't know what this analogy is supposed to mean, but I love it :stongue: |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| When i was 19 , i once made love , i believe the technical term is violated , a 15 year old. I didn't find out till the next morning and I felt like such a douche. I bought her breakfast and told her she could order anything. I mean its the thought that counts. |
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| Alex |
| A sausage McMuffin is the ultimate aphrodisiac. |
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