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I'm not going to take this sh*t anymore!
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| EddieZilker |
So, I've made this generalized thread to complain about an unspecified issue being caused by anonymous individuals who, I feel, are threatening the welfare of a nebulously regarded discourse community of which I may or may not be affiliated! This once great forum has been infected by vile scum who seek to ruin everything. They are the embodiment of everything that is monolithic and may only be regarded as unapproachable, intractable objects, incapable of being reasoned or negotiated with. Under these poorly defined circumstances, of absolutely dire consequence, I have come to believe that the only way of dealing with them is with the maximum penalty permitted! We must rise up and advocate strenuously for this solution, and where this solution is prohibited, we must advocate for changes to the customary by-laws that allow for it!
You must stand with me and fight for your rights, whatever they are. Fight for what is right, whatever that actually is. Above all, fight for the good of this place, wherever that actually may be. Restore this once great community, whoever they actually are, to what it, whatever it is, should be! Make certain that the scourge of incessant ne're-do-wells is ostracized and let your voice be heard! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
You tell 'em, Eddie!
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Who are 'em?!
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WHERE AM 'EM?! |
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| david.michael |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You tell 'em, Eddie!
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Who are 'em?!
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WHERE AM 'EM?! |
You know who they are and if you don't then you might just be one of them. If you suspect yourself of being them, however, then you couldn't possibly be them because they lack the ability to introspect and, since suspecting yourself of being them shows clear introspection, you couldn't possibly be them. They only possible way you could be them is if you're feigning this ability to introspect, which is entirely within the realm of possibility because they are capable of doing anything, so long as that anything involves deception! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I'M ONE OF THEM! (Does this effectively absolve me of culpability?) |
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| EddieZilker |
| I don't see why it shouldn't! You've never been held responsible before! You're just permitted to do whatever the hell you want, so long as it involves destroying that which is good! Hell, TPTB (The Powers That Be - whoever THEY are) should probably give you a ing medal! THEY PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE!! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
*Quickly hides blatant medal in the Member's Only jacket he's wearing*
! NOW THEY KNOW I'M A MEMBER! |
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| EddieZilker |
| That would make me one of them! God, who or whatever you are, if you exist, at all, help me sort this out! |
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| wotyzoid |
| Just get Clovis back. |
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| TheTrinity |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
That would make me one of them! God, who or whatever you are, if you exist, at all, help me sort this out! |
now, you need my help.
sort what out?
im already trying to fix the world.
this forum will have to wait. |
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| Sykonee |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
Just get Clovis back. |
Everyone knows this forum went down when the Lee Foss Mafia quietly drifted away.:( |
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| wotyzoid |
| yeah it was a little more fun when they were around |
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