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zyklon-jay
How the do you do the tones properly? Tonal languages with 20 000+ charachters are ridiculassssse. How do you do it?? I mean position of the tongue, cheeks, teeth, breath, nunchaku and so on. Lira? Someone? You ing ninjas are nuts.

edit: and if you say start with pinyin because it is easier don't...because i am and it isn't easier:p
Lira
I'm going to write a really long post with everything you need to know in an hour :)

Tones and position of tongue/consonants? Okay. Anything else?
zyklon-jay
I'll start with that. I appreciate it. I don't want to overload my plate.

My goal by september is to speak enough (at least pinyin) to:

-Greetings/basic conversation/teaching terms (for when i don't have a translator)

-Directions aka be able to direct a driver.

-Food (very important) I'm adventurous, have already eaten dog, scorpion, snake and so on, but i really want to know what i am buying, because i don't really trust them with food...at least not yet.

-Obviously terms of endearment towards females because i can fit 2.2 nijas on it.

-Money and business terms. I would like to learn to count to 100 but i think this might be a challenge in 2 months.

after that everything else is cake, and i hope to pick up more when there. My friend and partner's wife is Chinese so after i get used to it i'm hoping that she can fill in the rest of the important stuff as i go.

It seems easy, and it would in any other language (i could both read and write these terms in korean after less than 2 weeks.), but this is impossible. Pinyin doesn't even include the tones and i'm still calling my mother a donkey.:haha:

What really sucks is that i'm doing an Italian refresher at the same time and it can be confusing doing 2 languages in 1 even if my Italian is suffeciant enough to communicate.

My Life. My friend says they don't shave their pussies either...do you think it has something to do with communism?:(
djshire
Halcyon+On+On
zyklon-jay
probably nsfw.

www.orangetitedbitches.com
WittyHandle
Anyone who has seen asian porn knows better than to think there's any reason to even visit that part of the world.
zyklon-jay
Asia is awesome. Who knew i would be all in on getting all in Asia after getting all in azia?

They make me penis look huge! mi hung guy!
WittyHandle
Jokes dude. Makin jokes.

*segue*

zyklon-jay
its not funny because it isn't real:(

WittyHandle
It can be. I hear Milton Bradley has an opening in creative at their Beijing hub.
zyklon-jay
too far:(
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