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when was the last time you were out****ed?
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| AnotherWay83 |
basically this means that you thought you were going to someone's brains out when the deed finally went down, but instead they ed your brains out.
the last time this happened to me was february of this year, it was a ukrainian chic that i had a brief month long fling with. the first time we did it i was completely thrown off my game and thoroughly outed. basically throughout that period i wasn't sure if she was my bitch or if i was hers.
how about you. |
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| Ted Promo |
With dad by my side I let things in and then things out as well.
For there were years in which, without the bat of an eyelash my hand would inhabit jars of which he strictly forbade my pale hands to dance about in. But I certainly would. Inly. Sometimes he would keep pennies in the jars. Sometimes cotton swabs. I mean, generally you would not know what was in the jars until you lifted the lid as the jars were opaque in nature and covered in cum always but he would not let me know this until I earned the information. Well. On this one occasion in the jar he heard the sound the lid makes on the jar because lids can do such things when you're careless. And dad heard me with his dad ears.
Mistakes were made and then made out. And he knew how things could be made right. And Babylon. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
a ukrainian chic that i had a brief month long fling with. |
Is this equiv to how Extended Stay America charges for a hotel room, if you rent a hooker for that long you get a discount...? Speaking of Extended Stay America, do they offer a hooker discount? |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Is this equiv to how Extended Stay America charges for a hotel room, if you rent a hooker for that long you get a discount...? Speaking of Extended Stay America, do they offer a hooker discount? |
she wasn't a ho, but she might as well have been. after i stopped taking her out to expensive dinners she dropped me much like a high end escort drops a client that tries to haggle with her. "no scratch, no snatch". |
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| Ted Promo |
| Oh look it is this one. The one who is one with the technologies and mainly the parents as well. Tell me. Were there ritual chambers in the basement of your youth in which your parents, stiff, embarrassed, attempted to construct your couth. Mmmmm. I can bet the beads of sweat on your bodychin made for sufficient malleability. |
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| Ted Promo |
| Ah. The one made of age. This one. Made of age parts and olding here in front of us with his army of presented presumed dildoings. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
a brief month long fling |
February? |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Is this equiv to how Extended Stay America charges for a hotel room, if you rent a hooker for that long you get a discount...? Speaking of Extended Stay America, do they offer a hooker discount? |
You're not funny. At all. Ever. |
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