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So this is Beatport's current #1
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Sadface


Before this it was Solumun's Kackvogel. I'm not in love with either of these tracks but it's quite surprising seeing german techno-pop dominating the charts like this.

What gives?
DJRYAN™
well if German Porn was any good then their music wouldn't be so I guess its one or the other..
enydo
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Originally posted by DJRYAN™
well if German Porn was any good then their music wouldn't be so I guess its one or the other..


what on ing earth?
fredjan
Boring.
EddieZilker
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Originally posted by enydo
what on ing earth?


Surely your aware of Konietzko's Law of Equilibrium which clearly establishes an inverse relationship between the quality of German music and the quality of German porn. It maintains that, even under ideal market conditions, a qualitative equilibrium can never be attained as either will always achieve an exponential advantage in efficiency over the other, irrespective of disparate marketing channels. One theory holds that German musicians are so poor that they work in pornography to make ends meet and purchase music equipment; hence a rise in the quality of pornography while a decline in quality music.
fredjan
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Originally posted by EddieZilker

Your other avatar was better.
djshire
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Originally posted by EddieZilker
Surely your aware of Konietzko's Law of Equilibrium which clearly establishes an inverse relationship between the quality of German music and the quality of German porn. It maintains that, even under ideal market conditions, a qualitative equilibrium can never be attained as either will always achieve an exponential advantage in efficiency over the other, irrespective of disparate marketing channels. One theory holds that German musicians are so poor that they work in pornography to make ends meet and purchase music equipment; hence a rise in the quality of pornography while a decline in quality music.

Best thing I've seen all week.
Kam
thet's the first minimal track to get the top beatport spot in years i think.


Good track, but i dont think it worthy of #1 overall.



very surprising stuff indeed
LoveHate
yeah its odd,

but at the same time i think its great, that there is a balance in the force, and its not totally lop sided to electro house and progressive cheese.

shout out to my boy julio bushmore!!!
kadomony
there's actually a few tracks in the top 10 now that are quality. notably the bashmore and finnebassen tunes which ive been playing and am really surprised to see there. not mad.

Titanium
Not something I would buy
Deillon
It's weird how it's getting the sudden attention since it's been out for a while. Good song though.
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