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If Dance Music Was Food...
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| The Vza |
I got bored and did a blog
full article:
http://www.clubglow.com/dj-news/if-...music-was-food/
Here's 1 & 2 of (15) sub-genres
Hungry for beats? So are we.

Love dance music as much as us? Probably. When we get bored, this is the type of we think about...
What if dance music was food? What would it be?
So we took what we thought were 15 popular genres of EDM in America and had a little fun.
1. House - Club Sandwich w/ Chips & Pickle

No, not "House Music" like what every top 40 fan-turned self-proclaimed EDM aficionado means.
We're talking house like Lil' Louis, Junior Vasquez, Frankie Knuckles, Todd Terry and so on.
Nothing crazy but you'll never be disappointed.
2. Indie/Nu Disco - Portabella Burger

Let's be honest, these days indie dance and nu disco are championed by two sects...
Hipster vegetarian cool guys and French people.
Je veux un portabella hamburger avec la sauce spéciale.
To be honest though, we dig it too. |
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| SebG |
LMAO
15. Dubstep – Garbage Plate
We hear garbage plates are amazing when you’re wasted.

but for real, this is a better pic for dubstep
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| AY STAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by SebG
LMAO
15. Dubstep – Garbage Plate
We hear garbage plates are amazing when you’re wasted.

but for real, this is a better pic for dubstep
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post of the year (standing and claping hands)
but for real garbage plates really do exist, it's very popular upstate |
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| TaurusNYY |
| What would Techno be? |
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| euphoria |
| I don't think it was a good idea to be eating while opening this thread. I lost my appetite. |
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| The Vza |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoria
I don't think it was a good idea to be eating while opening this thread. I lost my appetite. |
lol that's why i saved the western NY fave for last. surprised kell hasn't chimed in hahahahahah |
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| euphoria |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Vza
lol that's why i saved the western NY fave for last. surprised kell hasn't chimed in hahahahahah |
I wasnt grossed out by that. It was Seb's vomit pic that did it. |
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| SebG |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoria
I wasnt grossed out by that. It was Seb's vomit pic that did it. |
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| Blake |
Techno is Filét Mignon
As if there were any doubt ;) |
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| kadomony |
| goddamn im hungry now |
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