A Chinese man has claimed his penis was stolen as he was sleeping. Ouch.
The man from a village near Wenling City reportedly told cops a group of people entered his bedroom as he was sleeping and covered his head with a bag.
They are then said to have pulled down the 41-year-olds trousers and cut off his penis, before running off. It's not known what happened to the severed penis.
Police are investigating the possibility that the attack could have been perpetrated by the partner of a woman the victim was having an affair with.
The man insists that he is not involved in any affairs. His penis is still missing.
This one's dedicated to all the lost members of the cor!
OrangestO
我敢打赌你拥有它
LAdazeNYnights
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Originally posted by OrangestO
我敢打赌你拥有它
LOL
"the man insists that he is not involved in any affairs. his penis is still missing"
WittyHandle
obilgatory
ziptnf
Damn, I could have sworn I put it around here somewhere.
LAdazeNYnights
I just think it's so funny how the article matter-of-factly states that the dude was having an affair, and then quotes him denying it. So good. hahahaha
Acton
I know exactly what they're doing with the penis....
LAdazeNYnights
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Originally posted by Acton
I know exactly what they're doing with the penis....
:haha:
that's from Gary Kasparov's foray into politics. Another amusing anecdote from that time that I recall: he was attacked by a man wielding a chess board.
Intellekshual
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Originally posted by Acton
I know exactly what they're doing with the penis....
:stongue:
Swamper
^ lol at the video
Is that a new olympic sport?
Halcyon+On+On
I'm sure that cockblocking predates even the first Olympic games.
sensorium
it's going to be hard for the guy to overcome such experience.
