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Penis v. Management
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| WaxDog |
I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:-
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do
* I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I do not get paid overtime
* I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
MANAGEMENT RESPONSE:
Dear Penis,
After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following reasons:-
* You do not work 8 hrs straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas
* You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working
* You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift
* You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
* You will retire well before reaching 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job
* And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags
Sincerely,
The Management
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| Veldrid |
| Think this has been posted a few times but it is still funny as hell. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| LOL,nice one!:haha: |
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| dj_s_harrison |
LMFAO
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: |
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| dreamlake |
| Two suspicious looking bags... :D :D :D |
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| takeajoinandfly |
| mouhah mouha mouhahahahahahahahaha:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol
been posted before a loooooooooooooooong time ago!
but still great!!!
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| eye_03 |
| funny stuff i guess |
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| Maaz |
How did the penis write? :conf:
Please, don't answer :D |
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| fieroavian |
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do
* I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I do not get paid overtime
* I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases |
ain't those us clubbers?! :D :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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