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| Vivid Boy |
| the type of that wants to make sure the job is complete...im sure |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Pulling out doesn't work unless you went to a school with nuns that taught "Vatican roulette.". It was their choice, not my body. I would have taken care of my mistakes.I didn't make anyone do anything. It was wrong timing for everyone involved, but at the end of the day they made the choice. I would go on, but the pull out comment leads me to think you might not be upright and believe in fairy tales.
happens. sometimes on your dick.
there used to be a picture of the aftermath in front of planned parenthood.
Here it is actually.
http://www.rave.ca/en/member_galler...kie/all/129367/
what kind of goes with a woman to an abortion. What a cock. |
it does reduce the chance by like 90%.
I went with my girlfriend but her case was different. She had an IUD and I just happen to have super sperm. I bet that kid was some divine intervention. Like the second coming of christ and we killed it. I hated the way they would judge without saying it directly. even in the waiting room, i felt like telling all those sluts that we are here because of my super sperm ,not because we were irresponsible. Really wanted to tell them about my sperm.
Now we use both the pill and the withdrawal method. With great power comes responsibility.
I also think that men should have to have their abortions recorded and on the 5th, you get sterilized. Unless you just have incredible sperm like in my case where they almost have self awareness and can navigate around traditional obstacles like eggs not being ready or rubber. I can't help that. The doctor probably would of described it as the seal team 6 of man juice. Of course that isnt professional and blamed it on the small % of failure with IUDs. But ya, basically, if i were to humanize my sperm, millions of heavily vetted special ops assets storming the bastille. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
I have super sperm because i'm cumming on faces or in at least 90% of the time. Blowing a load in a chick's hair while getting your ass licked is better than vagina...just sometimes you get in and have to do things like look at them and give them internal love.
I admit to not using a lot of rubbers, but it can't be worse than eating street food in China. They don't even have Magnums here. They have like this Durex "Confidence" condom that actually is padded. Hilarious. It almost wants to make a guy destroy a Chinese vag with penis or baby. I can imagine the next motherfucker would have to stuff it with melamine or quail egg.
People will wait in line to piss just not to use a urinal next to me. I love being Cockzilla. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Come to think of it I went from Montreal to New Hampshire for that one fetus expulsion. Mother Theresa never did that . I'm a mothercking saint if you think about it. I even stood beside her as she paid for it. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i would have let her go home and waited to watch the aftermath be thrown in the garbage bin just to make sure the problem was dealt with 100%......so she doesnt have to |
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| Vivid Boy |
| plus imo guys take a lot of responsibility in the whole act of sex. we have to get hard, make the other girl wet and make her and ourselves cum. if the sex is ,the guy always gets the blame that we're either impotent or not a complete male. imo opinion girls have 1 job in sex....not to get pregnant. thats all they got to take care of in the whole deal. if they cant be responsible for at least that I feel they should have to pay for their own abortion. im with you jay |
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| r5a |
my gf told me this story about a guy at her work..
dude took home some rando from the bar. apparently she was so hammered that when she went home with him they hooked up but she the bed afterwards. he was so pissed he dipped out of there real quick and took all her money in the wallet (100 or something).
lol. |
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| MSZ |
Ghanaian Doctor Having Sex With Female Victims Before Performing Illegal Abortions On Them
google it. do it while you're having dinner. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
my gf told me this story about a guy at her work..
dude took home some rando from the bar. apparently she was so hammered that when she went home with him they hooked up but she the bed afterwards. he was so pissed he dipped out of there real quick and took all her money in the wallet (100 or something).
lol. |
that has happened to me minus the 100$ thing. ing olive oil as anal lube....never again. |
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| Intellekshual |
| I love when people try to hide their bragging inside complaints. |
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