All puns aside, this story makes me itch. It reminds me of the final chapter of Creepshow.
Acton
Well that was just ing retarded.
If they were eaten alive, they probably managed to pierce his stomach and cause some serious internal bleeding.
Moongoose
Natural selection still works then. Good to know.
FuzzQi
I reckon the worms did it
pointPi
This is no stranger than someone dying from a hotdog eating contest. Anyone using this story as an excuse to reject insect as edible, I have little respect for at that very moment.
Jon_Snow
Lagrangian
Quick solution: Gas Chambers.
On a more serious note, this man would probably score high on an IQ test.
