My furry cup was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver
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smallSHEEP
There was ectoplasm frothing from his one-eyed monster and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. The slamming makes me pour my tuna tunnel tears all over his flesh gordon. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his purple beaver buster made my minge mucus weep like a rabid dog. The feeling of his penis pudding salivating down my throat got my batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With his skin flute thrusting deep into my pink velvet sausage wallet, the sensation of his tallywacker smashing my cervix made me quiver like a ting dog.
Guest
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Originally posted by KilldaDJ
where did you find this?? in crease me up :stongue: :haha:
Magicians don't reveal their secrets.
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
"With my flappy meal now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start ramming my oxo orifice."
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Banora
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I can't wait to devour the penis pudding from his throbbing quim dagger. My cake hole was so full of devil's bagpipe and custard, the penis pudding was dripping down my chin and onto my breasticles. Inserting a gerbil into my carp cavity got me spouting minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. With his ocean's 11 inches hammering deep into my quim, the sensation of his wensleydale wand smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. After having my crusty trench thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust my winker.
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
“My mouth was so full of blind butler and ectoplasm, the baby gravy was trickling down my chin and onto my droopies. By now, my meat purse was oozing like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Within no time, I could feel the ty man fat dripping from my brown eye and all over my clap flaps."
LOL. Im way to easily entertained it seems.
InnerReflection
Ok so who's going to be first to read out their website output as a youtube video?
UWM
Inserting a barbie doll into my chamber of squelch got me gushing fallopian fish stock faster than a greased weasel .
Banora
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Originally posted by InnerReflection
Ok so who's going to be first to read out their website output as a youtube video?
Well I plan to some time in the next 2 weeks, feel free to PM me if I forget.
My erotic harry fan fiction is better than any of this, just saying
http://pastebin.com/7sJ9qhXP linky
jupiterone
It was bliss having his bald-headed yogurt slinger probed inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my cum dumpster spattering like it used to. There was penis pudding trickling from his clunger and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! The hammering of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his trouser bowser deep in my balloon knot. The pounding makes me splurge my minge monsoon all over his one-eyed milkman.
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Joss Weatherby
I used to have a bot that would go around threads on the Ourboard forums and post random excerpts from stories on asstr.org lol.
