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I am terribly hilarious by accident.
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| BTG |
I was in our living room after getting a beer from the kitchen. (standing up and talking to my girlfriend lesley)
I almost tripped on the table and she screamed "OMG BRAD BE CAREFUL. You're going to spill your beer!!!"
I said "oh yah..i'm really going to spill it (knowing the cap was still on)"
and then I turned the beer bottle upside down.
Unfortunately, the cap was not on. and the beer poured all over the floor.
My girlfriend watched on in astonishment as I poured the beer on the hardwood floor.
All I can say now is "OMG I am so sorry. I am such a fool" and I cleaned it up with Mr. Clean and water with a mop. hopefully she doesn't leave me.and by leave me i mean kick me out. lull. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I don't detect anywhere near the level of shame you ought to be exhibiting for wasting an entire beer. :mad: |
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| Spacey Orange |
| mmmmmm, beeeeer. i haven't had in close to four years. :( sounds so delicious right about now. |
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| Guest |
She should ban you from her vagina for a month.
That'll teach ya. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| is your gf as fat asyour sister? |
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| netroM |
Guys, we're missing the most important question here:
Which brand of beer did you defile? |
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| KilldaDJ |
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| Deillon |
| It should've said "Bradass" |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| this should be moved to the leftovers thread :p |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| you shouldn't' use mr clean on wood floors. I got bitched out by the wife for doing that. |
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| OrangestO |
Canadian beer = American beer.
Good riddance. |
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