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Farting yourself awake (pg. 3)
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
If I drink beer the night before, it's pretty much game over for everyone in the house. |
Lies. You never farted in Miami when we shared a room. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Lies. You never farted in Miami when we shared a room. |
Oh, I did. I just used my ninja skills to silently squat over your face without waking you up. |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Oh, I did. I just used my ninja skills to silently squat over your face without waking you up. |
I hate-love you so much right now. Call me! :gsmile: |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
I hate-love you so much right now. Call me! :gsmile: |
:toothless :gsmile: |
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| Banora |
| Which reminds me, you will be in Miami next year right? It isn't a Miami vacation without you getting me drunk. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Which reminds me, you will be in Miami next year right? It isn't a Miami vacation without you getting me drunk. |
:D
Yeah, I'll be there. |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
:D
Yeah, I'll be there. |
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| FuzzQi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Lisa. You never farted in Miami when we shared a room. |
I read it as that ^ and thought it was a quote from "The Room" |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
i sharted myself awake one night (morning) after too much whiskey and the epic mistake of eating some spicy grilled crabs from a street food vendor. my bed had a huge racing stripe down the middle worthy of taladega nights. our maid was so thrilled that she fears me now and can't look me in the eye.
at least i got to eat at ikea the next day, so it turned out well for everyone with rights. it was my plop bottom and made me go to AA. |
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| Jon_Snow |
Lira you should add to your resume
Hobbies: Plays the midnight trombone |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Lira you should add to your resume
Hobbies: Plays the midnight trombone |
:stongue:
It was 10 AM, actually :p |
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| nekholm |
| It's happened to me too. Quite often at night I "wake up", fart, and fall back asleep. This one time it was a long one, and I woke up my fiancée who moved herself to the other side of the bed. Another time, when I was max 10 years old, I spent the night at my grandparents place, and farted myself and my grandmom awake :stongue: |
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