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The direct approach is often the best ... Apparently all
genuine Lonely
hearts adverts in Ireland...
* Grossly overweight Louth turf cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
* Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area. Box 08/73
* Galway man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything
considered. Box 06/03
* Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82
* Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by long-time
fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41
* Ginger-haired Glaswegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87
* Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box 12/32
* Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties
will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office
social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45
* Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27
* Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for
wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty
light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
* Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978,
seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
* Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm. Box 30/41 |
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