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"urgent Warning" To All Men!!!
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bassaholix
"URGENT WARNING" TO ALL MEN:
Police are warning all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub
regulars to be on alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar and well known SCAM known as "A RELATIONSHIP!" Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

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A small attempt at humor I thought was worthy of sharing
Munken
hehe :)

nice one :haha:
Vanilla
Think of how nasty the chick is that she has to use date rape stuff to get laid.
dj_s_harrison
hehe, thats a good one!
Maaz
quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
Think of how nasty the chick is that she has to use date rape stuff to get laid.



Nope, all she needs is to be green, have glue in her hair and fart every 5 seconds :D
Tarantula
b afraid, b realy afraid!!! bbbuuuuuuu!!!
:D :D :D :D :crazy: :crazy: :haha: :haha: :toothless
dj_mdma
LOL how true! :D:D:D
eye_03
haha, funny, i like it
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