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Funniest top-3 posts collection
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| Maaz |
I've done a long research and people have only been talking about "funniest thread", "funniest party", and stuff like that..
Sometimes, there's this stupid thread and you find an incredible post, which makes you laugh all day long.
Now: what are your top-3 posts you've ever seen here? It doesn't matter how lame the thread was, it's all about the posts themselves.
Obviously, unless you're too bored and willing to do so, there's no need to look for the original posts and repeat the very same words...as I did :D
Here's my top-3 (probably you guys can find some better ones, I'm here just for 4 months)
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds @ "European Girls" thread
(trancegirl was wondering where jploveparade finds so many smileys)
Actually, these are orphans from Smilieland. I take care of the so they won't turn into criminals 'n stuff
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:stongue: duh :stongue:
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Originally posted by igottaknow @ the "giving girls oral part 2" thread:
(Answering Miss Proximus who had said: "strangely this thread is still filled with people that don't do oral sex!! shoo!! go make you own thread")
Here let me try.
Ouch! I banged my nose on my monitor trying to get in tongue distance.
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hehe, I can almost see igottaknow giving his computer oral :nervous: :D It was midnight when I read it... my parents woke up scared because they thought I was delirious because of the laughter :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by DJSuez @ the "Embarrasing actions when ed up: what stupid things did you do while on drugs?" (my favourite thread ever).
On space cake I once played Star wars in the fog, with a laser pen...
On alcohol I have done too many things to mention, some highlights:
- Pulling too much traffic signs out of the ground ans take them home..
- I once gave a girl a traffic sign, because I 'loved' her, and she was dead ugly!!!
- Coming home very drunk, and rang up a housemate, and when she opened, i forgot i called so I said: 'what are you doing up this late, can't you get any sleep?'
- I commanded a housemate to get in his room, because when he wouldn't, i would hit im orso...in his own house!!
- Been chased by a reverse driving policecar, with a traffic sign under my coat
- Puked over the couch in the kitchen (which is from everybody), and when i woke up i said it wasn't mine, but that was hard to believe as my pants were there right next to them...
- dug a hole in a traffic roundabout, and painted '' on it..( for the dutch, i wrote: venusheuvel ipv verkeersheuvel)
- Made a cocktail with everything that was in the liquorcloset, which included medicines as well ( not a good combi... )
- Mooned a excursion group with about 30 people.
I could go on forever...
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The highlights became my purpose in life :D |
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| DJ-Ande |
| its in the music room now, some1 posted a thread called rap, and u'll see when u cum 2 my post!!!!:D :D |
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| Mr.Mystery |
There once was a post about... something in... that one thread... there was... this guy saying... some things... I can't remember what they were but it was really funny.
Really.
Honest. |
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| cycloptor |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ-Ande
its in the music room now, some1 posted a thread called rap, and u'll see when u cum 2 my post!!!!:D :D |
that wasnt funny at all. :conf: :conf: :clown: :thepirate :happy2: :wtf: :sadgreen: :confused: :cool: :o :D :nervous: :eyespop: :crazy: :haha: :tongue2 :toocool: :gsmile: :eyes: :conf: :stongue: :whip: :mad: :eek: ;) :o :p :p :p :confused: :sadgreen: :gsmile: :gsmile: :haha: :sadgreen: :( :) :) :) :) :eek: :conf: :D |
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| jploveparade |
My comment about the smilies at number one, and my thread about stupid actions while on dope on number three! 
Am I becoming a victime of stalking or do you just like my twisted sense of humor? Maybe it's a kind of new fetish where you light candles while looking at a picture of me? 
Eitherwise, I'm flatered  |
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| SpykeChyld |
Xquisite talks about his home DJ setup:
"-Underneath the table that my turntables sit on, are the receiver and headphones and various junk I toss when I'm lazy"
next post:by DJTJ
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Originally posted by Xquisite
"I toss when I'm lazy."
:eek: :p
ROFL, I'm in the public library and busted out laughin' on this one. I don't have more, cus I didn't go looking for this, I just came across it, but I don't imagine much on here to be better than that! hehehe.:D |
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| Mail Man |
| DJSuez u have done some pretty funny stuff (i like the trafic ones the best) |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Am I becoming a victime of stalking or do you just like my twisted sense of humor? Maybe it's a kind of new fetish where you light candles while looking at a picture of me? |
hehehe, err... well, I've got to tell you something...
....no, don't worry :D There are several other people that I find friggin funny as well (igottaknow, djsuez, flystyler, just to name a few), but since you're the one who posts the most among them all, it's easier for me to remember :p |
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| jploveparade |
Me was just teasing your fine piece of ass  |
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| Maaz |
hehe, anyway, since we're talking about you and the other guys, I've got two questions:
1) Who's the cowboy in your avatar, jp!? :conf:
Weird :D
2) Am I the only one who had a "memory collapse" when looking at igottaknow's avatar?
It took me ages to find out that the face was actually changing... I always thought I had forgotten how his avatar looked like :p |
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| jploveparade |
That cowboy is a paintshopped hat on my face. Because TranceGirl79 wears a cowboy hat in her avatar too :)
Just to tease her a bit, but she actually liked the pic so I'll keep it for a few days... :gsmile: |
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| Endre |
anything by Palivar is pretty damn funny.
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