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Convo of Aussie/american...
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| Trance-Canada |
An Aussie is having his 'petit dejeuner' (coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Aussie ignores the American who, never the less, starts a conversation.
American: "You Aussie folk eat the whole bread?"
Aussie (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Aussie listens in silence.
The American persists: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Aussie: "Of course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Australia."
The Aussie then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Aussie: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Aussie: "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."
funny as hell :D |
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| fieroavian |
| hahahahaha, poor americans, and yay for ozzies! |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol
not bad!!! |
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| NightCreature |
:haha: roflmao
Thanx for the link Trance-Canada. :) |
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| dj_s_harrison |
| LOL :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dr me |
i would yell ozzie x3, but i'm really sick of that
better make some more gum :haha: |
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| Tranzmit |
| LOL!! pretty funny heh heh |
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