And by that I mean one out of ten times your stupid ass actually posts something funny.
Great thread. Would read again.
srussell0018
47.
As in the number of chromosomes you have.
itsamemario
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Originally posted by srussell0018
47.
As in the number of chromosomes you have.
Stfu bitch.
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srussell0018 wrote on Feb-28-2013 17:26:
All of this bickering is growing tiresome. I'm done if you are.
I'll tie you up and make you watch me murder your mom and then make your father her corpse.
Sit down, you tiny-cocked little closet fag, or I will ruin your life. I have unlimited resources and time on my hands, don't even try to test me.
srussell0018
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srussell0018
What the did you just ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.
Vector A
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Originally posted by srussell0018
What the did you just ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.
It was bliss having his piss pipe plunged inside me again; stuffing my moose knuckle with a footlong fudge bullet just didn't get my chlamydia canal splurging like it used to. My municipal cockwash was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his love mayonnaise foaming down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the ty man fat sliming from my winker and all over my lunchmeat. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a motorway pileup, and I was no different!
srussell0018
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Originally posted by Vector A
It was bliss having his piss pipe plunged inside me again; stuffing my moose knuckle with a footlong fudge bullet just didn't get my chlamydia canal splurging like it used to. My municipal cockwash was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his love mayonnaise foaming down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the ty man fat sliming from my winker and all over my lunchmeat. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a motorway pileup, and I was no different!
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
Vector A
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Originally posted by srussell0018
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
The unrelenting orgasms from his master of ceremonies slamming my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. After having my chamber of squelch hammered, he then proceeded to plow my fudge factory. I can't wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his stilton spear. The plowing makes me flow my tuna tunnel tears all over his Vince cable. My kipper dinghy was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
glowinfairy
The woman is trying too hard to be the next sweet browne.
