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who is the COR's favorite masturbator?
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| AnotherWay83 |
this question has bothered many regulars here for years now and i think it's time we settled it once and for all. well at least for this year. next year we can start another poll. or if the rankings change rapidly we can narrow the focus to the month/week level, picking a new masturbator-in-chief for each period.
so i'm starting a poll where the choices are the COR's most prominent and accomplished masturbators, the kind who spend labor day weekends in their dark rooms jerking it to oh i dunno perhaps bang bros or the latest uploads on porntube or something. the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material. that's what sets these guys apart from your average run-of-the-mill masturbator, the kind who rubs one out to the cute intern in the bathroom at lunchtime or whatever.
alright, choose wisely! |
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| Psyshell |
| PKC jerks it to football players. He gets my favourite for being such a plebeian. |
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| Sushipunk |
You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous :o
I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry :o |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material |
Pfffttt... everybody knows I've got nothing but pictures of Kant in my wank bank!
Well, that and pictures of porn stars with breast sizes that push the limits of the Western alphabet. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous :o
I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry :o |
well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice :stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice :stongue: |
How can a TA jerk off without Nou? That's like TA101. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn |
Clown or midget porn is where it's at. Preferably both.
You get Wee-Man cruising the suburbs in a van, looking for tail, while dressed like a clown, then we have BUSINESS. |
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| Marcus Summers |
I've already addressed the issue of masturbation and the issues internet pornography has created over the past two decades or so.
It is a shame that it has become a running joke, not only on the internet, but in real life.
Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer. :rolleyes: |
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| Lews |
| Stu, were you the one who posted that ed up clown porn video where the clown was blindfolded and the father of the girl getting ed? I think it was you, you sick . |
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| Woony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer. :rolleyes: |
But without porn your would still be totally rockin' it at age 80, right? :stongue: |
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