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Another Sick Joke - Happy Grandad!
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DuMonde TrAnCeR
An 85 year old man was in a nursing home and everyday he would sit in his wheel chair and watch television at 7:30. Well an old lady used to watch tv with him and one day she decided to place her hand on his penis. He was quite stimulated by her hand and they continued this practice everyday for a month.

Then one day the old lady came to "watch" television and the old man was not there. She found him down the hall watching television with another old lady with her hand on his penis. She asked "Why did you decide not to show up today? What's with this new woman you found? Is she prettier than me? Is she younger than me? Is she smarter than me?"

The old man replied "No, she's uglier, 10 years older than you and dumb as !"

She replied "Well , what does she have that I don't?" and the old man replied "Parkinson's Disease."
Maaz
hehe, nice one :)
TranceSeeker
dj_s_harrison
LOL :haha: :stongue:
HyPeRSoNiC
lol
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, neat sig!!!!!!! :D
dr me
hehe, :stongue:
dj_hysterix
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a-aplz
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shoXx
wahahahah *dies*

That's a funny joke, ste. :)
BTG
*giggles*

if i wasn't so tired, i might even have laughed more:p

Technaut
good one
assassin8
lol
:happy2:
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