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Odd descriptions on products.
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| Richard Butler |
Light hearted thread to recount any unintended funny / odd descriptions you've come accross on gear, perhaps in an instruction manual.
I saw this on-screen welcome message on a Yamaha keyboard;
'HAVE A NICE MUSIC"
This one was for an escape function on a Kawai synth;
'PUSH THIS BUTTON IN CASE ANYTHING HAPPENS'
This was on a remote for a pair of Fostex monitors;
'NOT DISHWASHER SAFE' |
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| stewart.m |
| lol at the last one:D |
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| wayfinder |
| I enjoy reading the descriptions on some sample CDs – I imagine writing them must be most hellish job in the industry. |
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| eyepad |
| quote: | | After you have bought your 128th Blofeld, please contact Waldorf Music. You will receive a personal device number that authorizes you to have dinner with our Managing Director. Be sure we invite you for some french fries at our favorite burger company. |
http://222.archive.org/stream/synth...manual_djvu.txt |
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| cryophonik |
From the Roland VS-2480 manual:
The [system] that is able to arrange the sound in plane space, by arranging many spakers back and forth to this, calls with a surround system. There are several method by the number and powsition of the speaker in the surround. Three most general piece of method are being supported in the VS2480. |
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