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Advice on how to really phoque with craigslist lowballing pricks
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| Looney4Clooney |
I had an add for some stuff and usually I just ignore them but this one guy was just such a dick thinking that i needed money and would cave.
Any ideas ?
I was thinking of telling him to meet me at a really rough part of town. |
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| jayxthekoolest |
maybe i'm trolling you in RL
guess you'll never know |
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| cryophonik |
| Send him some of your own "Anthony Weiner"-style pix? |
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| tehlord |
| Read Christopher Fowlers Disturbia, and then set said loser a series of Prometheus League style challenges. If the Prometheus League were real, I can see you being a member anyway. |
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| Beatflux |
| Setup a meeting, then at the time of said meetup, don't show and say you can't make it, then the next time do the same thing except you say you sold it to your brother for a cheaper price. Call back saying you have another one, then you say you want to make it up to him by selling it to him at a lower price. I wonder how long you could keep this up. |
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| cryophonik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beatflux
Setup a meeting, then at the time of said meetup, don't show and say you can't make it, then the next time do the same thing except you say you sold it to your brother for a cheaper price. Call back saying you have another one, then you say you want to make it up to him by selling it to him at a lower price. I wonder how long you could keep this up. |
Ummmm...that's pretty much what everybody does on craigslist, isn't it? |
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| DJ RANN |
no, in these circumstances, you have to use the full power of craigslist:
Tell the guy you weren't going to do it but now you're desperte for the cash. Like you'll sell your sister for meth desperate. Ask him how you'll recognise him (wearing a blue shirt etc) and set the time.
Then put another anon ad on CL in the casual encounters which says you're looking for rough love. I mean prison sex without the foreplay of dropped soap. Say you're only in to really big (250lb+ muscular/roidrage guys) and that you'll play hard to get but you'll know I really want it if I'm wearing my blue shirt.
Oh, one thing; don't arrange to do this a best buy, |
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| jayxthekoolest |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
no, in these circumstances, you have to use the full power of craigslist:
Tell the guy you weren't going to do it but now you're desperte for the cash. Like you'll sell your sister for meth desperate. Ask him how you'll recognise him (wearing a blue shirt etc) and set the time.
Then put another anon ad on CL in the casual encounters which says you're looking for rough love. I mean prison sex without the foreplay of dropped soap. Say you're only in to really big (250lb+ muscular/roidrage guys) and that you'll play hard to get but you'll know I really want it if I'm wearing my blue shirt.
Oh, one thing; don't arrange to do this a best buy, |
too bad you didn't say this earlier
i would have enjoyed it |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| brilliant rann. didn't think about the sex aspect. I really want this guy to learn some ing manners. |
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| Beatflux |
| quote: | Originally posted by cryophonik
Ummmm...that's pretty much what everybody does on craigslist, isn't it? |
I must be one of the only reasonable people on craigslist cause usually I sell at a reasonable price, and I'm willing to haggle a bit. A lot of times I just want things gone, so I don't see a point in trying to put something up for sale close to retail value. |
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| tehlord |
I can't believe you didn't read that Fowler book.
My idea was best.
I'm hurt. |
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