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ALcohol (pg. 3)
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Over here, it only seems to be government and police roles that require drugs screening, which is just as well. |
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| enydo |
I think there are a lot of insurance kickbacks or something for companies that choose to screen over here.
Since, you know, we're all basically insured through our employer. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| I hear the NSA screen your urine after you flush the toilet. |
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| enydo |
| Def, B. Bama Hussein is sittin' pretty browsin' them results personally. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| They have entire installations made just for filtering through your piss. I don't know about anyone else, but my eyes are wide open. |
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| Adam420 |
| I think that there are certain jobs that, even if weed is legal where they are, are probably best left in the hands of people that don't get high. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Really? It's entirely possible to smoke a joint every now and again and still function normally for the rest of the time, especially as weed doesn't really have any comedown or hangover. |
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| Lagrangian |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Really? It's entirely possible to smoke a joint every now and again and still function normally for the rest of the time, especially as weed doesn't really have any comedown or hangover. |
that's wrong. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
Not quite, try again. |
Really? Most white collar jobs I have heard of or know people in them do not take drug tests, ever. |
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| Lagrangian |
| detection rates are also different for hair or urine. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
I've "cheated" to pass one before.
1) Get clean piss.
2) Get condom.
3) Put clean piss in condom and tie it up.
4) Microwave for 10/15 seconds.
5) Get duct tape.
6) Tuck condom filled with pee underneath nut sack and tape it.
7) Drive to lab. Keep legs close together as much as possible.
8) Continue to sit in lab lobby with legs close together.
9) Carefully pull tape off, pinch hole in condom, pour piss into container.
10) As long as the temperature is still between 90-100 degrees, you pass. |
Waaaaaaay too complicated.
1, Get synthetic piss (anywhere, $20). Store at room temp until the day of test.
2, Put in small medicine bottle with pull off cap (available at any drug store).
3, On day of test, get handwarmer (again, CVS, Rite Aid). Use rubberbands to wrap around bottle. Handwarmers keep the temp exactly at body temp.
4, Tape to inside of leg.
5, Profit. |
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