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Favorite way to get Carried Out from the club.... (pg. 2)
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| Sykonee |
| I've never been carried out from a club, but I imagine kicking and screaming, by the scruff of the neck, no dignity at all, would be the most fun. |
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| Lews |
I've only been removed from one drinking establishment, it was by my friends, and I was kicking and screaming with no dignity at all.
I wish I could say it was fun, but I don't remember doing it. I just know I can't go back to one of my favorite bars again because I'd die from shame seeing the bartenders. Probably my least favorite night of my existence and the most shameful thing I've ever done :( |
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| Blake |
The Stretcher
It's the only way I've ever been carried out of a club, and it was enough of a lesson that I've always been able to walk out of a club on my own ever since.
Cons: Returning to said club in the middle of the week to get all my belongings, and having to face the staff, all of whom remembered me well.
Pros: My doctors at the ER were clubbers, themselves, and fans of Sasha & Digweed back in their hayday. :) |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Only goes to prove that black people can't swim. |
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| Scoops |
back in 2004, I gave this guidette the Fireman's carry-out from a club....
I was mastering her on stage on stage and kept she telling me she needed another drink. I take her across the bar and she tries to order a drink. I tell my bartender not serve and she is cut off. She then passes out on the bar with her hand down my pants. I picked her up and started carrying her out of the club. the club was packed to the brim that night so luckily, a bouncer cleared a path. We made it out of the club and I dropped her on the corner of the street. She then leads me to behind the club and proceeds to master my c0ck with her lips. I have to admit, she had those BJ eyes that looked deep in soul.
Sadly, I had to leave her and so I did....
AS I re-eneter the club, the bouncer are all congratulating me on a successful mission accomplished. I make my way through the club, telling various on lookers who saw me carry her out, just what exactly happened.
Finally get back to the stage and who do I see there, the guidette I just carried out 10 minutes ago.
to this day me a few friends still talk about this and we are dumbfounded as to how she made it back in the club |
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| EarnYourKeep |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot |
ING MUERTE AT THIS BROKE BOI 140 TAB
and the best way to get carried out the club
THE 86 WITH YOUR POCKETS DEEP |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot |
For just me? Yea I am feel that is a lot. When I go out I am not looking to buy fancy alcohol. Ethanol is ethanol. |
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| Sykonee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
to this day me a few friends still talk about this and we are dumbfounded as to how she made it back in the club |
She's also a backdoor kind of gal? |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Happens to the best of us :stongue:
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It was soon after I turned 21, so I guess it's alright. :/
It was vodka for me too, Stu. I hate vodka now. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
I've only been removed from one drinking establishment, it was by my friends, and I was kicking and screaming with no dignity at all.
I wish I could say it was fun, but I don't remember doing it. I just know I can't go back to one of my favorite bars again because I'd die from shame seeing the bartenders. Probably my least favorite night of my existence and the most shameful thing I've ever done :( |
I want to party with lews. I like someone who feels shame after a night of drinking they cant remember. :stongue: |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
For just me? Yea I am feel that is a lot. When I go out I am not looking to buy fancy alcohol. Ethanol is ethanol. |
St Patricks day 2010... St John's Nfld.... bar tab after a 24 hr debaucle... over 1200$ Cdn........ on myself....
140$ is a relatively tame night out when the colonel was in his mid 20's....... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I don't even. What do you order that costs that much? Did they charge you to take a 6 hour nap in their establishment as well? G-d, I am such a boring Jew. |
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