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Funny Rhymes
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ing .
Spider spider on the wall
you think your smart
you know all
your on the wall thats just been plastered
Now your stuck you stupid bastard! |
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| Maaz |
You're quite bored, eh? :D
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread. |
hehe, this one is so stupid that I can't stop laughing :haha: |
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| dj_s_harrison |
| hehe, a few of them made me giggle! :stongue: |
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| XiaN |
lol, nice
i got this one a couple of days ago
Jack and Jill both popped a pill,
then fetched a bottle of water,
they danced till dawn,
then ed like porn,
like all good ravers oughta!
:D
Just too add to your collection DuMonde TrAnCeR :p |
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| Vanilla |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ing .
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Lol judging by the tone of the pieman, he could very well be my dad. |
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| Trance-Canada |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
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:p lol hehe i havent been reading through this section enuf lately :p good stuff :/ |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| I love these poems...we should learn them @ school:D :D :D |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ing .
Spider spider on the wall
you think your smart
you know all
your on the wall thats just been plastered
Now your stuck you stupid bastard! |
ROFL
gotta be stuck up to say those :D |
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