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why all the trance mixes on youtube only use underwear model pics (pg. 2)
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| arem |
| Its directed towards your mother |
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| lacedpills |
| you probably weren't alive in the 20th century. kill yourself noob. |
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| arem |
| Oooops another fag response. Look :) it must be a fuuuuukkkkking plague. |
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| Intellekshual |
| It's just so you would click on the link. |
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| Trance-MB |
| quote: | Originally posted by arem
vocal trance seems to appeal more to females anyways |
Assuming that is wrong, it's a lot easier to guess why, not? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by arem
Its directed towards your mother |
:stongue:
I'm such a simpleton, I love any "your mother" burn. |
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| itsamemario |
| quote: | Originally posted by arem
My next thread post is "whatsup with the completely fag responses on this forum?", but i already know the answer...it's because %90 or more of you are stupid ******s who fasten to social stereotypes to push your bull views on people. Then %98 cling onto actual geniuses and pretend like you're doing something real. All just a bunch of copycats trolling these sites looking for ways to steal and inflate you're hurt little egoes. I give credit to the small majority who are actually here to learn and make a difference... |
You couldn't even get the grammar down in even one sentence.
Also the plural of genius is genii. |
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| lacedpills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
:stongue:
I'm such a simpleton, I love any "your mother" burn. |
really? I could never understand them actually. how many single mothers are out there working their asses off to support their kids? |
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| arem |
| Hey, @itsmemario, congrats for another yet dynamite fag response. Good job for keeping the status quo for ******ism on this forum. Keep up the good work buddy! |
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| meriter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
It's just so you would click on the link. |
yeah, anything with cleavage in the thumbnail will get thousands of views... there are even like breast surgery videos with millions of views, it's pretty embarrassing |
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| Lilith |
My somewhat pessimistic guide to making and marketing vocal trance.
1. Drum beat- just steal it from a Joey Beltram track, mess with the levels and tempo, hope no one notices.
2. Mash out some synth riffs, run enough white noise over the top to hide the worst of it you screw up.
3. Write some dopey vocals and find some silly bint to whine them out breathlessly, doesn't matter if its not in key, just autotune it and make sure she's kicked out of the studio before expecting to be paid.
4. Loop it until it becomes an ear worm
5. Stick it together, apply more white noise, remember to hit record.
Ok, we've got our track which would appeal to the lowest common denominator of the human listener.
1. Get a mouse hat, put it over your head to hide your rotten teeth
2. Find a picture of some jigglies in a bikini on the internet
3. Put that as your background images and upload to youtube
4. Find a way of living with yourself after contributing to the worlds critical mass of musical travesty. |
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