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| Vivid Boy |
So I was out with my girl a few months ago and i took her horse back riding. She was telling me how much she loves horses and we had a killer time that day. I thought I'd be all suave and buy a horse for her and completely wow her. Anyways buying the horse was not as expensive as you might think. I figured this thing was a steal and I purchased it.
Anyways i think it bit off more than I can chew. literally! this in thing is so expensive to keep. Really put into perspective my self image of how wealthy i think I am. This thing is burning a freakin hole in my pocket with the amount it eats. Im pushing double time at the office and frantically calling even the coldest leads just to feed this thing a in nother carrot and pay for his medical bills(not to mention the insurance). The girl loves it though so I cant just put it down.
So I was thinking of making this thing income generating. However its too slow to race. it will never win in the pros. I was wondering if there were any amateur competitions I can race it in, or even private races at some rich guys villa. I am willing to invest in some steroids to help it win if i have to as long as I see a return on my investment and this thing can afford to feed itself.
I was thinking of putting it into those jumping competition things. I don't think the horse is trained well enough for that and I am way too tall to ride it in competition (can't afford a horse jockey, or a HJ for us edm folks LOL) god she is a beautiful beast though |
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| Floorfiller |
| neighborhood petting zoo... |
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| Jon_Snow |
In Mexico they paint stripes on them to look like zebras and charge tourist to take their picture on them. Next time just get a pony, preferably a dead stuffed one.
30k? |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Hire a slut and make her ride it in a different way while Arabs watch.
profit. |
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| Trance-MB |
| Sell the watch! |
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| Looney4Clooney |
the cost of up keeping a horse per year in the city of toronto is about 2000 - 10 000.
Just a little strange given your apparent wealth. Also strange that such a hot shot real estate agent spends time in an office and has to make cold calls. |
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| WittyHandle |
| Your girl said she wanted a horse cock. No matter how many cold calls you make, you'll never have that. |
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| Direct |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
So I was out with my girl a few... |
No pic so I stopped reading after that. |
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| meriter |
| I absolutely believe this |
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| itsamemario |
| quote: | Originally posted by meriter
I absolutely believe this |
yeh i kno right? :P
eric buying a ing horse for a girl:haha: :stongue:
im trying to figure out what movie he's pitching, but i dont think ive seen it. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
In Mexico they paint stripes on them to look like zebras and charge tourist to take their picture on them. Next time just get a pony, preferably a dead stuffed one.
30k? |
First Generation Pony.
They are so ambitious. |
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