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this is how you test to see if your roommate goes in your room when you're not home
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| OrangestO |
Step 1: Buy double fudge chocolate cookies from bakery.
Step 2: Count how many there are after you've eaten a few.
Step 3: Leave box in exposed area of your room.
Step 4: Go to work.
Step 5: Return home and count cookies.
If you don't have the amount of cookies you counted before you left for work after you come home, your space has been compromised.
PS. Take picture of cookies before you go to work to counter any arguments that you miscounted the cookies. |
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| srussell0018 |
Step 1: buy box of cookies
Step 2: eat a few
Step 3: inject cookies with prescription strength laxative
Step 4: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have
Step 5: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have the next day |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
Step 1: buy box of cookies
Step 2: eat a few
Step 3: inject cookies with prescription strength laxative
Step 4: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have
Step 5: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have the next day |
:haha: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
oh son |
Literally, yeah. |
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| WittyHandle |
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Step 3 - Inject all of the cookies with anthrax
Step 4 - Count the dead roommates |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
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Step 3 - Inject all of the cookies with anthrax
Step 4 - Count the dead roommates |
You've gone too far. That's just homicidal and weird man... |
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| srussell0018 |
| Boo this man |
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| WittyHandle |
| Step 5: Ban Spam |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
You've gone too far. That's just homicidal and weird man... |
Very true.
Tie them up in the bathtub or shower, put a dishcloth or towel over their face and waterboard them until they admit to it... or admit to damn near anything if you keep doing it. |
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| WittyHandle |
| As soon as I saw Lilith's name as the most recent poster in this thread that things were going the right way. |
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| Marcus Summers |
Why go so far?
All you need to do is place things in specific ways and remember how you place them. Also, lick a strand of hair and place it over where the door and door frame meet. If it is missing, someone entered the room or opened the cabinet. This can be done with doors, chests, cabinets, etc. |
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