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Question:
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Answer:
Three-his left ear, his right ear and his wild front ear.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the machine at the upholstery shop?
He's completely recovered now.
A grasshopper goes into a bar and sits on a bar stool. The bartender, flabbergasted, says, "Hey! Did you know there's drink named after you!?"
The grasshopper looks at him, "What? Harold?" |
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