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Track review snippet: Avicii & Afrojack ft. Paris Hilton
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Avicii & Afrojack ft. Paris Hilton - Frat Boy Date Rape Herpes Outbreak (Calvin Harris Double Penetration Gangland Creampie Remix)
"Staple, full support" - Armin van Buuren
"Top. The amount of drugs and alcohol required for this to sound good has made me a very rich man indeed." - Steve Angelo's ponytail / DJ Mag
"As someone who relies entirely on a wide array of proven industry gimmicks to generate ticket sales revenue and simulate a real performance, the quality of this work is right up there with wedding cake." - Aoki
A snippet of the DJ Mag article...
Afrojack is literally a genius in the studio. It takes him almost no time to create and choose the sounds he wants, which saves so much time. Paris is also a genius, but she is more of a musical prodigy in general. Though new to the professional studio environment, her grasp of production and sheer technical aptitude and finesse make her one of the biggest next up-and-coming International Superstar DJs to really keep the spotlight on. Though, considering the magnitude of her superstardom and purê talento, only a massive floodlight would serve as the correct tool for illuminating her path to fame.
We were able to speak with her studio partner Avicii after a grueling studio session, where boxes and boxes of twinkies could be seen strewn along the desk and on the floor, a clear indication of the calories needed to fuel the kind of mental energy sustenance needed for songs like Levels.
"I am usually very excited when I deejay, and sometimes I get really really drunk because I have so little to do on stage. I used to deejay but then I realized my crowds are so uneducated that I can get away with pretty much anything, but sometimes depending on how good the drugs are that night. I secretly hate myself and have contemplated suicide on multiple occasions."
He could be seen spastically contorting into the fetal position bellowing extremely loud wails and crying sounds likened to the sound of a whale birthing a young whale calf. The interview was aborted. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Evolve140
Avicii & Afrojack ft. Paris Hilton - Frat Boy Date Rape Herpes Outbreak (Calvin Harris Double Penetration Gangland Creampie Remix)
"Staple, full support" - Armin van Buuren
"Top. The amount of drugs and alcohol required for this to sound good has made me a very rich man indeed." - Steve Angelo's ponytail / DJ Mag
"As someone who relies entirely on a wide array of proven industry gimmicks to generate ticket sales revenue and simulate a real performance, the quality of this work is right up there with wedding cake." - Aoki
A snippet of the DJ Mag article...
Afrojack is literally a genius in the studio. It takes him almost no time to create and choose the sounds he wants, which saves so much time. Paris is also a genius, but she is more of a musical prodigy in general. Though new to the professional studio environment, her grasp of production and sheer technical aptitude and finesse make her one of the biggest next up-and-coming International Superstar DJs to really keep the spotlight on. Though, considering the magnitude of her superstardom and purê talento, only a massive floodlight would serve as the correct tool for illuminating her path to fame.
We were able to speak with her studio partner Avicii after a grueling studio session, where boxes and boxes of twinkies could be seen strewn along the desk and on the floor, a clear indication of the calories needed to fuel the kind of mental energy sustenance needed for songs like Levels.
"I am usually very excited when I deejay, and sometimes I get really really drunk because I have so little to do on stage. I used to deejay but then I realized my crowds are so uneducated that I can get away with pretty much anything, but sometimes depending on how good the drugs are that night. I secretly hate myself and have contemplated suicide on multiple occasions."
He could be seen spastically contorting into the fetal position bellowing extremely loud wails and crying sounds likened to the sound of a whale birthing a young whale calf. The interview was aborted. |
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| 2techs |
| haha I remember the days in the CD Reviews section when every new release had endorsement quotes from various artists. |
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| Evolve140 |
| I'm glad you guys liked this! I might do more. |
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