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Anyone else really getting into the latest gaming hit?
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| Psyshell |
Goat simulator's just come out. It features some revolutionary gameplay including goat ragdoll physics and car demolition via licking.
Here's some sample reviews:
" All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator his filled the void in my life.
I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.
Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn’t think it could get any better than this."
So what do you guys think? Have you tried out this absolute gem or do you need to? |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| I bet that for you, cum is goat tenderizer. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| They tend to slack up when gavaged. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| I like pilsner for that. |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| russel's wife must be ecstatic. |
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| Psyshell |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I bet that for you, cum is goat tenderizer. |
How'd you know? |
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| echosystm |
| Saw this on Facebook. Initially misread it as "goat stimulator". :nervous: |
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| Psyshell |
:stongue:
Nah it looks like you'd need to go elsewhere for your needs. Google seems to deliver however:
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