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When you find out your SO is not the person you thought they were (pg. 3)
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Seriously though crazy girls are hot.
This girl I've been hanging out with was like "I want to break a bone, just to feel what it is like." :wtf: :gsmile: |
That isn't crazy.
I know (knew) a girl who would just lose it completely when she got drunk. Burst into inconsolable tears for no apparent reason and be unable to speak for about 30 minutes. Start blazing arguments with complete strangers in the street. Things like that. She was ing my housemate, and on one night out with the three of us she abandoned him, insisted we got a taxi back to my place, almost got me beat up by some random bastards she started arguing with outside an off-license as we acquired more beer, then jumped on me in the taxi and started biting me so hard I still had teeth marks all over my chest a week later. And then had absolutely no memory whatsoever of anything that had happened the next morning.
That is crazy. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| So uh, did you bang her? |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
That isn't crazy.
I know (knew) a girl who would just lose it completely when she got drunk. Burst into inconsolable tears for no apparent reason and be unable to speak for about 30 minutes. Start blazing arguments with complete strangers in the street. Things like that. She was ing my housemate, and on one night out with the three of us she abandoned him, insisted we got a taxi back to my place, almost got me beat up by some random bastards she started arguing with outside an off-license as we acquired more beer, then jumped on me in the taxi and started biting me so hard I still had teeth marks all over my chest a week later. And then had absolutely no memory whatsoever of anything that had happened the next morning.
That is crazy. |
Yes, that is crazy, but there is a lot of crazy. I like the subtle crazy where its sorta just lurking there and you go "wait what the was that?" It makes things interesting, the sociopathic sorta crazy that is.
That overt crazy is just sort of a turn off. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| When you're ready to tell us we'll be here. Can you blame him for getting bored with hand jobs? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Keep on creepin on, eh IGK? Fag. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| So did you stumble on his porn collection? Nublet 2.0? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You could say he just rustled your jimmies... |
lol |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
So did you stumble on his porn collection? Nublet 2.0? |
Nothing you would enjoy.
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You could say he just rustled your jimmies... |
lol just looked it up was aware of the meme. Good one |
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| Jon_Snow |
He has ty taste in porn, as long as he's not cheating, no need to get your jimmies rustled. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Nothing you would enjoy.
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Wait is this for real because if so...
God damn, what the Canada, you suck even at porn.
What is this the 80s!?
Also I guess I was spot on about the gray wig if this is true. :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
Lol, he found that in the rafters at his work, in mint condition, along with that other one with Gennifer Flowers on the cover (it's a Penthouse). They're both from 1992, lol.
You should see the broads in Girls Over 40. :wtf:
We keep those on the ottoman for when company comes over, to see how long it takes before anyone notices lolololol. |
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