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Movie quotes!! (pg. 9)
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| Philby |
"bounty hunters?? we don't need that scum!!"
"she'll die before she tells you anything!"
"leave that to me!"
"i find your lack of faith disturbing"
:D
hehe when i watch those i nearly know every line off by heart...:rolleyes:
and some more but from different movie:
"we have ridden the width and breadth of this land and-"
"-what, ridden on a horse?"
"yes! now will you-"
"-youre baning coconuts together!"
"what?"
"youve got two coconut halves and youre banging them together!"
hehe heres a whole scene, i cant limit to one quote!:
"we have a witch! a witch! burn her!"
"how do you know she is a witch?"
"she looks like one! burn her! buuurrnn her!!"
"i dont normally look like this, they did it!"
"is this true?"
"well...yes..we did do the nose. but shes a witch!" "she turned me into a newt!"
"into a newt??"
"well..i got better...but shes a witch! burn her!"
"there are ways of knowing if shes a witch!"
"really? how? show us!"
"well..what do you do to witches?"
"...burn them!! burn her!!"
"what do you burn as well as witches?"
"...wood?"
"good! now how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"build a bridge out of her!"
"aah but can you not also build bridges from stone?"
"oh yeah..true...yeah"
"does wood sink in water?"
"no. no it floats! throw her into the pond!!"
"and what also floats?"
"bread! apples! small rocks? churches?"
"a duck."
"ooohhh! aaaahhh!"
"exactly! so...:"
"if...she..weighs the same as..a duck...shes made of wood?"
"and therefore...?"
"a witch!!!!"
"very good! we shall use my largest scales!"
*weighs duck and woman, they are the same"
"shes a witch!! burn her!!!!"
"oh well. its a fair cop...."
:haha: :haha: :haha:
lol
man i cant be stuffed writing more down but i love that movie :) |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
and some more but from different movie:
"we have ridden the width and breadth of this land and-"
"-what, ridden on a horse?"
"yes! now will you-"
"-youre baning coconuts together!"
"what?"
"youve got two coconut halves and youre banging them together!"
hehe heres a whole scene, i cant limit to one quote!:
"we have a witch! a witch! burn her!"
"how do you know she is a witch?"
"she looks like one! burn her! buuurrnn her!!"
"i dont normally look like this, they did it!"
"is this true?"
"well...yes..we did do the nose. but shes a witch!" "she turned me into a newt!"
"into a newt??"
"well..i got better...but shes a witch! burn her!"
"there are ways of knowing if shes a witch!"
"really? how? show us!"
"well..what do you do to witches?"
"...burn them!! burn her!!"
"what do you burn as well as witches?"
"...wood?"
"good! now how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"build a bridge out of her!"
"aah but can you not also build bridges from stone?"
"oh yeah..true...yeah"
"does wood sink in water?"
"no. no it floats! throw her into the pond!!"
"and what also floats?"
"bread! apples! small rocks? churches?"
"a duck."
"ooohhh! aaaahhh!"
"exactly! so...:"
"if...she..weighs the same as..a duck...shes made of wood?"
"and therefore...?"
"a witch!!!!"
"very good! we shall use my largest scales!"
*weighs duck and woman, they are the same"
"shes a witch!! burn her!!!!"
"oh well. its a fair cop...."
:haha: :haha: :haha:
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help help I'm being repressed :stongue:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one of the funniest films of all time :) |
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| TimeportE |
| "write that down.." |
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| sektile |
| quote: | Originally posted by TimeportE
"write that down.." |
Van Wilder.
funny movie :D |
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| TimeportE |
| quote: | Originally posted by sektile
Van Wilder.
funny movie :D |
my kind of guy!!! :D
i downloaded that movie and saw it the smae day twice! :) and saw it again the next day and the day after that.. mmmm.. i was bored! :D
watching a movie is the ultimate way to be not bored,..... write that down! :p |
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| trancedfarmer |
"Did you see what GOD just did to us man?!"
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| Stanza |
Here's another one:
Someone once said, hell is the impossibility of reason. This is what this place feels like, hell. |
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| TranceGeek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stanza
Here's another one:
Someone once said, hell is the impossibility of reason. This is what this place feels like, hell. |
Silence of the lambs?
i think...
*shrugs* |
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| Stanza |
| It's from Platoon, one of the greatest Vietnam war movies ever made. |
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| Beachball Boy |
How about this one? i love this movie:
*Police pulls over three boys in a car on the highway*
Police Officer - Licence and regestration please
Boy - But officer I...
Police Officer - Licence and regestration... do you know how fast you were going son?
Boy - 65?
Police Officer - 63
Boy - Sir... the speed limit is 65
Police Officer - i know
Other Boy - IM FREAKIN OUT MAN!!!!
Other Police Officer - you are freaking out... man |
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| .-WooDY-. |
some easy ones:
1. Ill be back!
2. Im too old for this !
3. Your mama sucks dicks in hell!
4. Bring me the fat flying man! |
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