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Woman Hands Over Vodka Receipt Instead of ID During DUI Stop
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| Vector A |
| quote: | A Massachusetts woman was arrested during a DUI stop when she showed a police officer a receipt for a bottle of vodka instead of her driver's license.
For those of you who didn't decide to quit the Internet and take a spaceship to Mars after reading that sentence, CBS Boston has the full story on how this all went down:
Police Chief Frederick Ryan claims he saw Brenda Drinkwater, 60, of Revere, driving the wrong way and forcing cars off the road on Summer Street in Arlington around 5:30 p.m. Monday. Chief Ryan then pulled her over.
Chief Ryan approached the car and asked Drinkwater for her license and registration. But instead of an ID, she handed him a receipt from a liquor store for a bottle of vodka.
It's like this story was crafted out of the lyrics to a Mötley Crüe song.
"[He] then saw an open bottle of vodka on her passenger seat and could clearly smell the odor of liquor on her breath." Drinkwater was ordered out of her car and Ryan said she was so drunk she nearly fell over. She failed "a number of sobriety tests," according to police, and was arrested for operating under the influence for the seventh time.
Drinkwater is charged with a LOAD of crimes. In case you missed it above, this is her seventh ing DUI. At some point, you either need to give up drinking or give up driving, because clearly you're not capable of handling both. |
The last name just clinches it... :stongue:
http://jezebel.com/woman-hands-over...-dui-1576015063 |
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| Sushipunk |
| LOL, that's classic. |
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| Lews |
| This cannot be real. |
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| Vector A |
| With a lifestyle like that it is kind of surprising that she has lived to see 60. I mean, seven DUIs makes you wonder how often she goes driving plastered without getting caught... |
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| colonelcrisp |
| didnt they get the state wrong? shouldnt this have been in florida? |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
didnt they get the state wrong? shouldnt this have been in florida? |
would have been funny if it was actually in the town of DumpWater in Florida.... |
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| OrangestO |
| I assumed it was a Polack or Russian. Not with that last name :stongue: |
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| Lagrangian |
| who lobbied to pass DUI laws? |
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| Vector A |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lagrangian
who lobbied to pass DUI laws? |
Let me guess...it was the communists. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
"Drinkwater" |
This is actually a common Italian surname. Perhaps someone, at some point, translated it into English. |
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