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Does It Makes Me Less Of A Man If I Can't Work On Cars?? (pg. 2)
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| Vector A |
| Real men eat using their feet rather than their hands. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Real men use 4 fingers up the poop-chute when they are wearing their wife's pantyhose. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzQi
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I approve of Hank propane jokes |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Real men eat the placenta.
If you haven't noticed, this thread has become the "real men" thread.
Present them. |
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| Vector A |
| Real men don't pass on the left or the right. They ram the car in front of them until it moves out of their way. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Real men don't do q-tips at STD exams. They ask for chopsticks. |
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| Moral Hazard |
What makes you less of a man is the fact that you are concerned whether or not lacking a particular skill makes you less of a man (granted there are manly skills but they are not the essence of manliness). Manhood is not associated with skills; rather, it is associated with character. Want to be a man? It's really simple (not easy but simple)... here goes: to be a man you must, at all times, do that which is necessary and right irrespective of how you feel about it or how it will effect you. If you don't do the right thing because it is hard, unpleasant, or you just don't want to then you are not a man.
BTW; real men don't worry about whether or not people think they are manly. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
BTW; real men don't worry about whether or not people think they are manly. |
Take that back sissy boy! |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What makes you less of a man is the fact that you are concerned whether or not lacking a particular skill makes you less of a man (granted there are manly skills but they are not the essence of manliness). Manhood is not associated with skills; rather, it is associated with character. Want to be a man? It's really simple (not easy but simple)... here goes: to be a man you must, at all times, do that which is necessary and right irrespective of how you feel about it or how it will effect you. If you don't do the right thing because it is hard, unpleasant, or you just don't want to then you are not a man.
BTW; real men don't worry about whether or not people think they are manly. |
Yea, not knowing how to do basic car maintenance just makes you a ty car owner, not a ty man. Hell I learned how to change a flat, change the oil, check fluids and jump a car from my mom. all if my dad would be able to do that on his own. He is totally clueless when it comes to anything technical and out of his sphere of knowledge. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Take that back sissy boy! |
Real men don't take things back |
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| Vector A |
| Real men fart loudly in the elevator and then claim it by sighing with contentment. |
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