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Guys, when you stand to pee where do you aim in the bowl? (pg. 2)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down? |
- When we're going to do more than just pee;
- That includes things women wouldn't normally do, like having a wank;
- That includes all other instances when you're sporting a hard-on;
- And when you're just so lazy (e.g. you got up just to wee) and you want to do it with your eyes closed;
- And that includes peeing in the dark under all circumstances.
I believe this is the comprehensive list :D |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| We were having a session after a night out at a mate's flat once, and he went to go for a piss. Finding the task somewhat difficult for obvious reasons, he decided to sit down on the toilet and wait it out, but he was so ruined he promptly completely forgot why he was sat there and got lost in his thoughts for about 20 minutes until one of us accidentally walked in on him, still sat there with trousers around his legs. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
That includes all other instances when you're sporting a hard-on; |
Nope, no way. I don't know about you but I am long enough that there is serious questions about tip to rim contact. I'll deal with bending a steel rod than have my tip touch the cold cold rim of the turlet. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Nope, no way. I don't know about you but I am long enough that there is serious questions about tip to rim contact. I'll deal with bending a steel rod than have my tip touch the cold cold rim of the turlet. |
Well, it does require some gymnastics, and it definitely isn't as comfy as sitting down on a chair, but you wouldn't actually stand up, would you? |
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| JPaulizle |
I aim straight in the middle for a hole in one! really tho when i have to go badly I just whip it out and add my style of splish splash!
:toothless |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Well, it does require some gymnastics, and it definitely isn't as comfy as sitting down on a chair, but you wouldn't actually stand up, would you? |
Yea, I prefer to stand with wood most of the time. Annoying getting it down there. Easier to just adjust distance and angle. :p |
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| JPaulizle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Yea, I prefer to stand with wood most of the time. Annoying getting it down there. Easier to just adjust distance and angle. :p |
+1 Thats Hello good morning. |
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| Alex |
| Sometimes i pee in the back part of the toilet. Always fun for the next person. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| I'm a bit unconventional, I stand in the bowl and pee in the tank. But I can't divulge what spot in the tank. Somethings are personal. |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Some things are personal. |
Spacebar, son. |
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| Specimen303 |
I aim to the right but some of that still wants to fly left. If I would aim left then accidental drops would hit me in the legs.
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