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Your best "clutz" moments
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| Sushipunk |
I just posted in the Random Talking thread, but this might make for some lulz, so here we go.
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I know I'm a bit of the clutz sometimes, but I may have just taken it to the next level. I just did a load of laundry, and as I was hanging it out, a wet t-shirt slipped from my hands. In an effort to catch it before it hit the ground, I managed to punch myself square in the nuts :stongue: |
COR, share your best/worst clutz or clumsy moments. Make me lol. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Last year, I was in a rush to grab a coffee before class at Starbucks to stave off a hangover. While rushing out, i walked into then plate class door and spilled scalding coffee all over myself and my shirt. I had 5 hours of teaching without being able to change. It was not fun.
I gets better...i did the same thing 2 days later. Explaining what happened the 2nd time was not as fun as the first. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
Hit myself in the nuts a few times. I slammed my head really good in high school doing fake fall that turned into a real fall. Probably got a major concussion.
Citric needs to post in this thread. That girl is a mess when it comes to injuring herself. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Back in high school a big group of us showed up to some person from another high school's party on a Friday night. It was pretty quiet and nobody wanted to be the first to approach the door, so of course I was all like "I don't give a fuuuuck!" and approached the house.
I ran up to the door all confident and , but when I got there two huge rottweilers came bombarding at me, so I turned and tried to run away - but slipped and fell off the front step, flat on my face, spread out like a starfish.
The thing that made it most hilarious was I had like a super sized soda in my hand from McDonald's or wherever, and when I bailed the in thing went flying, ice cubes and pop everywhere, emphasizing how ing clumsy and stupid I was.
Everyone I was with laughed laughed so hard for so long, and still laugh about it to this day. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
two huge rottweilers came bombarding at me |
Hey, come on, nearly anyone would lose their . It's cool that you did it in a face-plant way though, just for this thread :p |
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| aquila |
| I once touched my willy after chopping a chilli. Believe me it was rather silly. |
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| Scoops |
was doing karaoke at a local club on Friday during happy hour. I was already 5 drinks deep when I took to the stage and in the middle of the song, I decided to hop off the stage. needless to say I tore my meniscus when I jumped.
my knee hasn't been the same since |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Hey, come on, nearly anyone would lose their . It's cool that you did it in a face-plant way though, just for this thread :p |
Well if you're gonna do something, do it like a gigantic ass. :p |
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| Lews |
| When I saw the thread title, I knew this was going to be from Stu :stongue: |
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| Jon_Snow |
| A number of times I've accidentally clicked the report button instead of quote :o pitfalls of smartphone browsing |
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| OrangestO |
Does this count? Happened a few days ago.
I have a big office that I share with another person - a female, nonetheless. I had a big fart brewing in my stomach. Luckily, she walked out of the office as I was about to explode. Instead of slowly letting it out without detection of sound or smell, I released it thinking she was well out of the 20-foot impact zone. Well, sucks for me, she forgot something and walked right back into the office as I belted it out.
The worst part? We both acted like no one heard a thing :wtf:
I didn't know whether to make a joke and she didn't know whether to acknowledge me letting it rip - I know she heard that , lol.
It was awkward for like 2.3 seconds before we just went on like nothing happened. |
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| Silky Johnson |
:stongue:
Amazing |
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