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I NEED A HUSBAND!!!!!! (pg. 2)
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj-HordasH
r u proposing ? |
im too young to get married ......:p :p besides..im an illegal immigrant...hahahahahah
j/k |
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| Dick Rickles |
I have a good friend of mine going through the exact same thing right now and I know how difficult it can be. So, I'll do it. I'm older, established and gainfully employed. I do not have a criminal record and I'm honest. I'm not joking........ however.....
you will have to pay me. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dick Rickles
I have a good friend of mine going through the exact same thing right now and I know how difficult it can be. So, I'll do it. I'm older, established and gainfully employed. I do not have a criminal record and I'm honest. I'm not joking........ however.....
you will have to pay me. |
hehehe..
To marry or not to marry..that is the question.. |
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| brunette |
| You know.. that costs a lot.. I have a friend from Ottawa who married this Turkish girl 'cause she needed papers.. for $15000. He's was on a vacation for 5 months... |
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| LazerGuy |
lol
marry me
u get french and germany passports and I'll get an american :D
fair deal?
j/k, not looking to get married anytime soon.
LG |
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| sooper |
I'll sell you my lil' brother.
He's 17, he's had all his shots, and he makes a mean peanut butter & toast. |
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| Fir3start3r |
Sorry...already spoken for... :p
Hmmm....I think we should run El Kay Dee through the local immigration office at the airport...
What does everyone else think?
Lol...all I can hear is the snap of the rubber glove... :tongue2 |
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| tatgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
I'll sell you my lil' brother.
He's 17, he's had all his shots, and he makes a mean peanut butter & toast. |
That sounds like my best offer yet...but they might think I am his mother. |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
That sounds like my best offer yet...but they might think I am his mother. |
lol...you're not that old are you?
(now I'm going to ask the taboo question...here it goes...)
How old are you? :toothless |
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| MEAT |
Well...having never met you....I have NO idea what kind of men you are into...but for what its worth.....I am single, 25, 6 feet tall, big boned, a coconut (meaning brown on the outside, white on the inside), born and raised in T.O., 6 months away from earning my MD.....anything else you need to know????:eyes:
oh...who am I kidding?....nobody loves people like me...women nowadays are NOT into nice, kind, sweet, lovable, playful men who will do whatever it takes to keep their women happy...like ME...all they want are thugs to abuse them and mistreat them |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by MEAT
oh...who am I kidding?....nobody loves people like me...women nowadays are NOT into nice, kind, sweet, lovable, playful men who will do whatever it takes to keep their women happy...like ME...all they want are thugs to abuse them and mistreat them |
I win girls over with the lint I find in my bellybutton. |
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| Dj-HordasH |
| quote: | Originally posted by MEAT
Well...having never met you....I have NO idea what kind of men you are into...but for what its worth.....I am single, 25, 6 feet tall, big boned, a coconut (meaning brown on the outside, white on the inside), born and raised in T.O., 6 months away from earning my MD.....anything else you need to know????:eyes:
oh...who am I kidding?....nobody loves people like me...women nowadays are NOT into nice, kind, sweet, lovable, playful men who will do whatever it takes to keep their women happy...like ME...all they want are thugs to abuse them and mistreat them |
well, well... nice fella
who wants to be Roger Lodge? |
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