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| Dykes_on_Jay |
on his doorstep. I'm not even joking, most people don't know how to take something like that. They want to with you back, but really don't want to know what the next step after ting on their welcome mat is.
If you really want to them up, smear it all on their door and drop 4 or 5 kernels of corn (the real stuff) on their mat. The corn really messes with them. I know from my peephole vids. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| White 26 yr old males with some Indian broad that cackles like a witch. I dont know how he affords his condo |
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| MSZ |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay |
Some of the most real i've ever read, anywhere. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
White 26 yr old males with some Indian broad that cackles like a witch. I dont know how he affords his condo |
Maybe his parents are paying for it to get him out of their house |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
on his doorstep. I'm not even joking, most people don't know how to take something like that. They want to with you back, but really don't want to know what the next step after ting on their welcome mat is.
If you really want to them up, smear it all on their door and drop 4 or 5 kernels of corn (the real stuff) on their mat. The corn really messes with them. I know from my peephole vids. |
Although i agree with your psychological warfare, the issue is our doors are side by side thus the stench will infiltrate home base. I was planning on getting up into the roof seeing if there is a dividing wall up there ( Its a converted loft it may not have a partition wall) then connecting my washroom fan with his kitchen vent. Then every morning can vent into his kitchen during his parties |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| I like the smell of my own . Very tropical. |
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| DJ RANN |
Wait - you're a real estate agent and live in an apartment?
Ghetto.
Be like going to see dentist that has no teeth or getting your hair done by bald hairdresser. |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
Be like going to see dentist that has no teeth or getting your hair done by bald hairdresser. |
The best hairdresser I've ever had was a bald guy. He just marveled at my hair because he didn't have any and made sure it's as beautiful as he can possibly make it look.
I wouldn't trust a toothless dentist though, or a doctor that has a dead plant in his office. |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
The best hairdresser I've ever had was a bald guy. He just marveled at my hair because he didn't have any and made sure it's as beautiful as he can possibly make it look.
I wouldn't trust a toothless dentist though, or a doctor that has a dead plant in his office. |
Why would a doctor give a about a plant? |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
Why would a doctor give a about a plant? |
They're supposed to save lives! :o |
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| OrangestO |
| My money's on the botanist. |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
My money's on the botanist. |
It's just a Berber saying we have. I wouldn't particularly care. Get a succulent or something, you hardly have to water those. |
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