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International Infiltration (pg. 8)
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| ascension |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
Where? :conf: |
hahaha
uhhh.... over ========================> there somewhere
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| dj_nomiz |
aplicants wishing to become mod must write a 10000 word essay, in it should include the following topics:
wat they think of John Howard
what they think of the poms
what they wish to do to the poms if they become mod
and what their ambitions are for AuTA in the near future
this and much more
entrees that are most creative and unrealistic will get my vote hehehe |
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| Technaut |
yup troops looks like we won the battle
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| jploveparade |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bedrock
umm the French found Australia first? you boys were smart enough to give us a name... |
In 1616 a Dutch trading ship, the Eendracht, on its way to the Indies (now called Indonesia) bumped into west coast of of Australia. Captain Dirk Hartog landed at Shark Bay, looked around a bit but didn't find anything interesting. He nailed a pewter dish to a tree to record his visit. He did not realize that he had found Australia. His is the first recorded European landing in Australia.
Dutch sailors continued see the coastline on their trips and called this land New Holland but didn't bother to visit it.
In 1642 a Dutchman named Abel Tasman sighted an island he called Van Diemen's Land. He did not realise that this island was a part of Australia. He also went on to explore New Zealand.
This island was later renamed Tasmania in honour of Abel Tasman. |
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| nervous |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
In 1616 a Dutch trading ship, the Eendracht, on its way to the Indies (now called Indonesia) bumped into west coast of of Australia. Captain Dirk Hartog landed at Shark Bay, looked around a bit but didn't find anything interesting. He nailed a pewter dish to a tree to record his visit. He did not realize that he had found Australia. His is the first recorded European landing in Australia.
Dutch sailors continued see the coastline on their trips and called this land New Holland but didn't bother to visit it.
In 1642 a Dutchman named Abel Tasman sighted an island he called Van Diemen's Land. He did not realise that this island was a part of Australia. He also went on to explore New Zealand.
This island was later renamed Tasmania in honour of Abel Tasman. |
Thanks for the history lesson now off.:haha: |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by nervous
Thanks for the history lesson now off.:haha: |
I think you'll find we were here first, you off ;)
and for the rest of you crims.........
Oh look, a Dingo's eating your baby! :disbelief |
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| jploveparade |
Australian Laws...
National Laws
A life sentance is 25 years!
hildren may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them!
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle!
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes and felt shoes etc
It is illegal to read someones tarrot, or give them pyschic readings as these are forms of witchcraft!
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bail of hay in the trunk/boot!
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons!
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of an older person, in which case it is 18!
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Victoria
Only licenced electricians may change a light bulb. Fine for not abiding is 10 pounds!
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday!
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swin at Brighton Beach!
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Queensland
In Queensland, the Lolly Pop Ladies are supplied by the Transport Dept to man the school crossings. They are funded only if 45 children, or more, per day use the crossing.
The catch is they must walk across the crossing unaided by a parent or gaurdian!
If they are aided, they don't count and the funding can be withdrawn! |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by nervous
Thanks for the history lesson now off.:haha: |
u off.
And ian ffs pull ur tounge out the Dingos ass and remember where u come from man.
*DJ_Mikey_Mike slaps fcfan around a bit with a kangaroo.
grrrrrr :whip: |
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| Tranzmit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Technaut
yup troops looks like we won the battle
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What battle you twat? We never got worked up enough to leave the pub :disbelief :haha: |
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| jploveparade |
| It must be that Fosters crap |
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| Tranzmit |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Victoria
Only licenced electricians may change a light bulb. Fine for not abiding is 10 pounds!
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Thats what we have pommy backpackers for
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It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday!
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What i wear pink hotpants all week long lol!! :whip: Poor Melbournites don't get the same opportunity i guess :nervous: :eyespop: :haha: |
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