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What Kind Of Hobbies Do You All Have?
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| NordicTrackBoy |
Maybe you can play the guitar, drums, keyboard? Collect guns? Or perhaps you used to be a highly recruited college ball player until that one night you decided to get piss drunk with your college buddies because it was one of the guy's birthday and so you all pitched in and hired a stripper to show up in your buddy's parents' garage because his parents went on vacation out of town and after having one too many Natty Ice beer (because you suck at beer pong) decided it was a good idea to lay on top of the collapsible what used to be the beer pong table and have the stripper get on top of it while she squats down and collect a nice crispy Washington out of your mouth with her downstairs but the table gave way making you fall flat on your back rupturing and dislocating a few disks in your spine so now your dreams of livin' the life and making it in the big leagues is over.
So...... I ask, what kind of hobbies do you all have? |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by NordicTrackBoy
Maybe you can play the guitar, drums, keyboard? Collect guns? Or perhaps you used to be a highly recruited college ball player until that one night you decided to get piss drunk with your college buddies because it was one of the guy's birthday and so you all pitched in and hired a stripper to show up in your buddy's parents' garage because his parents went on vacation out of town and after having one too many Natty Ice beer (because you suck at beer pong) decided it was a good idea to lay on top of the collapsible what used to be the beer pong table and have the stripper get on top of it while she squats down and collect a nice crispy Washington out of your mouth with her downstairs but the table gave way making you fall flat on your back rupturing and dislocating a few disks in your spine so now your dreams of livin' the life and making it in the big leagues is over.
So...... I ask, what kind of hobbies do you all have? |
So sorry for your loss. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| I like to read run-on sentences. |
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| Psyshell |
| This could be a good thread. It's a shame it was started by an alt. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Who's alt is this? |
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| planetaryplayer |
| sauron the dark lord |
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| Lagrangian |
NordicTranceBoy could be a legit newb, comes to show the overall groupthink mentality here on TA. You guys are easier to predict than my killer procedural mesh generator, you're a linked list of flocking seagulls.
Lol only joking, we're all apes here. I personally enjoy working out as a hobby and smoking pot when I need a break and/or perspective. Heroin on Sundays, and Hookers + Blow from Wednesday to Saturday and into Chicken-and-Waffles-and-Heroin Sundays. |
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| Zoso |
| Creating alts on TA and trolling. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Picking my nose and trying not to eat it. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| writing poetry naked by the fire spilling my glass of whiskey on my polar bear carpet while my schlong lays gently on my inner thigh |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
writing poetry naked by the fire spilling my glass of whiskey on my polar bear carpet while my schlong lays gently on my inner thigh |
open fire, accelerant, flammable fabrics - I can just see the crime scenic picture now.
Charred naked body with roasted schlong in hand. |
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