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50 things that a woman cant do (a man of course can)
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| Tr1@ntaf1ll0s |
- Know anything about a car, other than it's
colour
- Understand a film plot
- Go 24 hours without sending a text message
- Build a shed
- Throw
- Run
- Park
- Fart
- Read a map
- Rob a bank
- Resist Ikea
- Sit still
- Tell a joke
- Play pool
- Pay for dinner
- Eat a kebab while walking,
- Piss out a train window,
- Argue without shouting,
- Get told off without crying,
- Underdstand fruit machines,
- Walk past a shoe shop,
- Make a decent sandwich,
- Not comment on a stranger's clothes,
- Use small amounts of toilet paper,
- Let you sleep off a headache,
- Drink a whisky-coke,
- Get in a round,
- Throw a punch,
- Do magic,
- Like your friends,
- Enjoy porn,
- Eat an indian curry,
- Get to the point,
- Buy plain envelopes,
- Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet,
- Sit in a room for five minutes, without
,saying "I'm cold",
- Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates,
- Avoid credit card debit,
- Dive into a pool,
- Assemble furniture,
- Forn a rock group,
- Set a video recorder,
- Not try and change you,
- Watch a war film,
- Understand flirting results in violence,
- Spend a day by themselves,
- Go to the toilet by themselves,
- Buy a purse that fits in their pocket,
- Choose a video quickly,
- Get to the point,
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| dj_s_harrison |
| LOL, some of them are fair good ! |
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| KilldaDJ |
ROFL
good good!
the cant go to bathroom alone is so true |
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| Tarantula |
| wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..:whip: |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tarantula
wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..:whip: |
yeah :p |
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| eye_03 |
haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tarantula
wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..:whip: |
lol!!!!!!!
what's not true out of those things??????? :p :thepirate :thepirate :disbelief :disbelief |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!
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lol
you noticed that too?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!
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it's not funny, it's just the truth :p
*runs and hides with flaming shield* |
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| webmeister |
All I can say is 
tru dat :D |
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| Sand Leaper |
| LMAO,WTF?!?!?!Piss out of a train window?!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!Brilliant!! |
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| k.k.d. |
that's more stupid than funny...
And then you wonder why you never get laid ;( |
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