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Something i am quite proud of (pg. 3)
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| JohnSmith |
Ah, another successful crime. :/
i wish my girlfriend would come home. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
heh...sumtimes, in the middle of a passionate masturbation session, rite on my bed, with the sheet on of course, my grandmom would walk in, lol...i'd instantly stop, make sure i was fully covered...then..slowly, while my grandmom was in the room...i'd manage to sneak my pant back on...all while the sheet was on...of course there'd be cum on my pant and stuff...but i'd just stay in bed and wait till it dried up, then i'd get up, go to the restroom and finish up ;D
i once jerked off in the same room as my parents, believe it or not...it was very late in the night, they were snoring, so i quietly did the deed, couldn't help it :D |
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| Mosaic |
| quote: | Originally posted by ali92
6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)! :haha: |
lol me too, cuz it was my ing birthday!!
I was like: ' YES!!!' |
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| Mosaic |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
LMFAO..omg what a thread.
Never got caught either :) once i had to be very quick though, door bell rang, i jumped up, closed the porn window on hte screen, removed those papers, zipped and washed hands within 12 seconds
Hm first time...Pooh was I shocked. I was expecting it to flow endlessly, didnt expect a real shot...rrrr! |
I've got like 2 seconds to do the same thing. The door to my room is about a metre behind me, and even tho they knock, they don't wait for me to answer, ppl just walk in. I've got the whole routine down to the letter tho. |
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| sharpeye00 |
lol thats pretty damn hilarious, he all whipped out the kleenex and vaseline and got caught.
i thought using vaseline while masturbating was bad for you though, heh i guess he doesnt know that.:p |
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| mos man |
| why is it bad for you ? that would make it equally as bad if you are using it as a lube. with yo girliefriend :conf: |
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| sharpeye00 |
i dont know offhand.
my girlfriend read it in a 700+ page book on sex called The Guide To Getting It On. Great book! :D Somewhere in that book it says why you shouldn't use vaseline. I would have to ask her to look it up in the book again if you really wanted to know the reasons. |
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| TrAZ |
vaseline breaks down condoms...and is not good for lubrication
thats why u gotta bust out the ky on the bitches |
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| Dmatrox |
thats one whack (bad pun) video. im wondering what hes looking at who that person is?
I heard people at our university have cleaned their pipes in the library in front of computers; however i havent witnessed this myself. |
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| Slylee |
| reuven you crack me up!:stongue: :stongue: |
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| vmc |
you should be a masterbating instructor then... lol
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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| DJ-Lukeass |
LOl pretty funny stuff where do you find all these video's from jp??? |
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