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It's Friday part EIGHTEEN (pg. 2)
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| Zoso |
| Or free pizza....ON WEED! |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Or free pizza....ON WEED! |
DAMN BRO! :crazy: |
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| Zoso |
| True but random story: a male friend of mine was pretty tight with a couple of chicks back in our early/mid 20's. The older of these girls had her own place, which we chilled at frequently. We get pretty hammered one night and the 2 girls seductively order pizza. When the pizza boy arrives, they send the guy to the door. Pizza guy was clearly disappointed. I always felt bad for him. :( |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
True but random story: a male friend of mine was pretty tight with a couple of chicks back in our early/mid 20's. The older of these girls had her own place, which we chilled at frequently. We get pretty hammered one night and the 2 girls seductively order pizza. When the pizza boy arrives, they send the guy to the door. Pizza guy was clearly disappointed. I always felt bad for him. :( |
I wonder how many pizza delivery guys get that job after watching too much bad porn. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
They get that job because they watched too much porn.
Should have cracked open a book. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Went to a party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. Got chatting to some guys who DJ about the brilliance of Andrew Weatherall, and they invited me to a night they're putting on next week. I've just woke up and daren't actually leave my bed because if I lay very still in a soft place I have no hangover whatsoever. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
if I lay very still in a soft place I have no hangover whatsoever. |
I was thinking in a very like-minded way. :( |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
They get that job because they watched too much porn.
Should have cracked open a book. |
How do you know what I meant? |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I'm going to practice my witchcraft |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
How do you know what I meant? |
I have ESPN. |
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| Zoso |
| Yard work is done. Don't get me wrong, (first-world problem) 2 acres looks nice when it's cut, but fawk me it's a bore to mow. |
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