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Things Written Above An Urinal
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| Acid Junkie |
Any arsehole can piss on the floor.
Be a hero and on the ceiling!
The future is in your hands!
Now here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to and sink.
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bull on the walls.
Here I sit broken-hearted,
tried to but only farted
Later on I took a chance,
tried to fart and my pants!
Here I sit
And contemplate.
Should I
Or masturbate?
Here I lie in stinky vapor
Because some jerk stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie, or shall I linger
Or shall I be forced to use my finger
Hours have passed, I've merely parted
Rump cheeks and effetely farted
Those weak blasts of wind excluded
Nothing concrete has extruded!
Here I sit down, broken-hearted
Trying to push a yet unstarted
Poem into bright creation -
Oh, the pains of constipation!
Other s far more ten
In their time have poems written
Am I such a ed up nerd
That can't a single turd?
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
Sign in the toilet said"Please use the ashtray".
Guess what was in the ashtray?
Hear I sit in splendid bliss
listening to the dribling piss
suddenly a fart is heard
followed by a rumbling turd
Why are you reading this?
The joke is in your hand.
Written at the very bottom of a bathroom door in very small printing...
I had to lean WAY forward to read it...
It said: "You are now ting at a 45 degree angle!"
On a condom vending machine: "This gum tastes like ing rubber!"
Do not throw cigarette butts in this urinal: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
(written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
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| sharpeye00 |
| lol i've never seen these in any of the bathroom stalls around here. maybe i need to find some better ones :tongue2 |
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| Dj-HordasH |
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that was 2 much |
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| jploveparade |
| Just chocked on my food :D |
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| Sand Leaper |
| Now that's poetry!!BWAHAHAH!!!:haha: |
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| dj_s_harrison |
| HAHA - Good one! |
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| piggy |
| lol, thats great! :D :stongue: |
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| KilldaDJ |
| the only we have written on the urinals in skool is things like 'wanker' and 'for gay sex call xxxxxxxxx or whatever' |
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| djrory |
| where did you get those or should i say where have you been hanging out? |
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