| jploveparade |
1. Give away something other than candy.
(Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come.
When they get near the door, jump out, wearing
a costume, and holding a bag and yell, "Trick
or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head and
act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When
trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously,
say, "It's about time you got here," give them
the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living
room. When the trick-or-treaters come to the
door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone
yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come
in and see if they can figure out what's wrong
with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an
unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the
trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish.
Immediately collapse and don't move or say
anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy
bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl
for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the
trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared and
start screaming your head off. Slam the door
and runaround the house, screaming until they
go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do
ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and
let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone
wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult
pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of
your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a
nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run
as far away from your house as you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at
the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be
confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If
anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only
thing you had left over from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily
give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on
tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's
and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands.
Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again
in a few seconds and insist that you don't have
any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin
on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the
trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse
from the moment you open the door, and angrily
throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam
the door when you're finished. |
|
|
