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| Az |
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what
drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
Almost all counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK:
Drink : Beer.
Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka Mule, etc.
Personality : Easy - thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually =
has
absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.
Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and
naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
IF MEN DRINK:
As always, very simple and clear cut.
Cider : He's probably underage and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor/student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image
and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would sh*g a warm scarf.
Desperate
to get laid.
Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get
laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two sh*ts about anything and will hit anyone
who
will get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniel's : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into
getting
laid.
Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc. : He's gay (Blatantly)
Fly drinks Bacardi's :p |
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| SugarShack |
| LMAO:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
Fly drinks Bacardi's :p |
Meh, just coz yr a beer boy :p
hehe, yeah well i dont drink much, and if that makes me gay, well then "hello girlies, let stuy show u his love wand" |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
and if that makes me gay |
it does :p |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc. : He's got taste (Blatantly)
Fly drinks mens spunk |
yep seems pretty correct |
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| flystyler |
FLASH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Stomps off*
*Uses his super powers and breaks ste's twig like arm*
Mu ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa |
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| kiddiejon |
| lol, quality.. where'd u find that? |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by kiddiejon
lol, quality.. where'd u find that? |
came across it :p |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
Personality : Easy - thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually =
has
absolutely no clue. |
haha that tops it all :p |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
came across it :p |
funny..no stains on my screen |
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