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| 72hrpartyanimal |
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Lets talk about Farts!
Mines are amazing!! |
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| Scoops |
| I thoroughly enjoy ripping farts on the dance floor a group of girls...and walking away quickly. only to see em look around blame each other |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
I thoroughly enjoy ripping farts on the dance floor a group of girls...and walking away quickly. only to see em look around blame each other |
hahahaha!!
It always cracks me up when I smell a stank ass fart (that's not mines) on the dance floor. I look around at everyones faces and I can see that everyone smells it as well. |
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| Nerologic |
I used to work at Pala Casino, in the main bank inside the "cashiers cage" years ago.
At the time I was working out heavily, taking ephedrine, caffeine, protein shakes and eating primarily protein filled foods. I was losing weight like crazy, but somedays my gas was horrible.
I would hold my gas in durring work because I would just feel bad for my coworkers. I would have to leave and walk around outside of the "cage" to not make them hate me. Fortunately it worked and they didn't have to suffer.
One day after a heavy night of drinking it was pretty bad, very bad. Because of the limited size of the Casino floor, they would put the slot machines VERY close to each other in some areas. Almost like airplane seat right fitmany but like 10 machines wides back to back with machines directly behind back to back and narrow walk ways.
I left the cage and was heading towards the employee area of the casino. On the way there, there was one of those narrow walk ways. A few feet before I got to the walk way between the machines, I started releasing a brutal one and slowly let it out as I walked by through the walk way.
Everyone was looking at the person next to them like who had done it. I was already gone and passed them, and they didn't even notice me because they were so into the games they were playing on the machines. People were pissed, everyone pretty much got up and was looking at eachother. It was crazy how they were pretty much accusing the person next to them. Yet I was a stone throw away laughing my ass off.
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| Nerologic |
^^^ To lazy to edit, there are some confusing parts because of typos but you get the idea.
Also, people that fart in planes should be shot. THE SMELL HAS NO WHERE TO GO!!!! |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| I rip farts at work and I'm proud of them. I also like to blame other people too :) :) :) |
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| david.sound |
| I like to Dutch oven myself. :o |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.sound
I like to Dutch oven myself. :o |
duh!!! Everyone loves their own flavor! |
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